Fizz

WARNING A SALTY WALL OF TEXT AHEAD Now before reading just know that I hate Fizz more then 10 Teemos. I'm not looking to get much out of this I just had to put this out there. I just want to AFK every time I'm against this thing. I do not like a single thing about this champ and want him to get a full kit rework but why? Lets break him down and explain why I, personally, hate him. If you disagree that is fine and I respect that. I just ask that if you have nothing constructive to say in reply then say nothing at all.

Passive: Nimble Fighter: Fizz ignores unit collision and takes reduced physical damage from autoattacks. This allows him to tried with you and still win even in a big minions wave because he can move through freely which you will be stuck and the minions are doing less damage to him then they are to you.

Q: Urchin Strike: Point and click gap close that scales with 100% AD and deals bonus magic damage. Also applies on-hit AND spell effests so it applies things like BORK and Sheen which allows for a large burst with little to no time for reaction before he just E's away.

W: Seastone Trident: PASSIVE: Fizz's autoattacks rend his target, dealing magic damage over 3 seconds. ACTIVE: For the next 6 seconds, Fizz's autoattacks deal bonus magic damage. The passive has a .45 AP ratio plus between 4-8% of your missing health. Combine this with BORK and your doing 8% of current and missing health per auto.

E: Troll Pole: Fizz hops onto his trident in a nearby location, becoming untargetable for 0.75 seconds. At the end of the duration Fizz lands damaging and slowing nearby enemies. This right here is why everyone knows Fizz. Right when you think you have him he just goes "lol no" and hopes away. If that wasn't bad enough it has a base cooldown of 8 seconds at max rank so you will almost always have it.

R: Chum the Waters: Fizz throws a shark that attaches any enemy hit then slows and knocks up any enemy hit. That doesn't sound so bad except that whoever Fizz hits with it he gets a 20% damage increase for 6 seconds. WHAT?! They removed DFG so they gave him a built in one on a lower cooldown and lasts 2 seconds longer. This also increase all the percent health damage from his W and BORK.

It does not matter how you build this champ. Full tank, AD bruiser, full AP, support it does not matter. You are going to melt anything that gets in your way. People say he has a weak laning phase but he buys flask and 3 pots and sits there and farm til he can buy a component of a damage item and then 100-0 you at 6. He has to much built in damage and mobility.