Because everyone loves simplicity! Look at how Pong and old arcade games are so supreme compared to todays status! I mean its not like more and more video games make games more complicated in order to create more diversity within said game. I mean why not just have champs that are point and click! Who likes complex things anymore in such a simple world! 
TheFancySkeleton2 votesTahm is pretty simple. He can lick people, eat people, shield, and take people on a Magical Journ- abyssal voyage.
SwapShadows1 votesThe panty raider
Passive: your autos now apply a stack of something something bla bla, hit someone 3 times to activate it for free speed boost/true damage/ elo
Q: Throws his socks at enemy champions and his socks smell so bad that it applies eternal vision on enemies hit, also has 3 more passives that im 2 lazy to discuss
W: The panty raider heals back damage every time he walks, also has 3 more passives on this ability
E: Global flash with 3 more passives
R: Steals everyones panties and they get 2 shy to play the game EZ
Radnar the bold1 votesThe panty raider
Passive: your autos now apply a stack of something something bla bla, hit someone 3 times to activate it for free speed boost/true damage/ elo
Q: Throws his socks at enemy champions and his socks smell so bad that it applies eternal vision on enemies hit, also has 3 more passives that im 2 lazy to discuss
W: The panty raider heals back damage every time he walks, also has 3 more passives on this ability
E: Global flash with 3 more passives
R: Steals everyones panties and they get 2 shy to play the game EZ
Can the model be a starfish with pants? and the taunt be "looks like youre going to miss the panty raid"
AMYS GRAVE1 votesPong and old arcade games are amazing, they hold up and i can still have fun playing them decades after release.