I just want to win fucking games Riot, stop cucking me with bottom barrel tards in my placements
Stop giving me loser mids that somehow feed the hardest on the team with fucking 
Stop giving me moron ADCs that think
is a good first buy and then follow it up with ZERO FUCKING CRIT ITEMS AT ALL
And stop giving me fucking farmtard jgs that never do anything for the team and end 25 minute games with 3k total damage while the enemy jg is less than 10 CS down with 10 times the KP and objective presence.
Fucking abysmal matchmaking.