"Welcome to this magical atrocity."
"Minions will spawn in 30 seconds."
"The little rats are here. Have fun."
First blood-"It begins."
"First blood."
"The first flower to burn."
You've been slain-"You died. Good."
"Wrecked."
"Pathetic attempts at being worth something. It's not working."
"Get good."
"Scrub."
Killing an enemy-"A taste of their own violence!"
"Endless slaughter."
"Hehehe. Gruesome."
"Look at them, squirming."
"Death to your enemies, or something like that, i guess."
Ally slain-"An ally has been slain."
"They die so easily."
"They're rooting for the enemy team or what?"
"An ally has been slain!"
Shutdown-"Everything goes back to nature, in the end."
"Balance is restored."
Legendary- "Legends are made by bloodshed here. What a surprise."
"Knock on wood, boy."
"Legendary!"
Legendary ally-"Your ally is certainly more efficient than you."
"Legendary ally!"
"This ally is legendary!"
"You're getting carried, it seems."
"Yeah yeah, your buddy is doing great. Just end this game."
Legendary enemy-"This enemy's a real mother, isn't it?"
"You're all worthless."
"If your enemy is legendary, you deserve this loss."
"Start the blame game."
Legendary Maokai-" That's right, respect the order of life!"
"Nature's here and it's not happy."
"I'll show you a natural disaster."
"I'm here to kick ass and pick flowers, and you punks stepped on all the flowers."
"From downtown, slapping fools and winning games!"
I tried. Not exactly the most Maokai of attitudes but i would love to hear his voice say things like that.