Malshite is the worst champion design in the game

is a tame dude who afk farms/occasionally feeds in lane then knocks-up a few people once very couple minutes then... what? Is that it?! Do I have to list the the champions who can do the same much more frequently and are actually useful otherwise? (cough cough).

Do I have to mention the fact that his R > E > Q combo literally does 0 damage unless he builds AP?

Do I have to mention his shitty laning phase and how almost any top laner in the game (EVEN BLOODY TANKS) can easily abuse him?

I mean if you ever pick this dude in whatever lane/role you might as well take / and run it down or stand still in the fountain and spam wards because you're already trolling.