Why you should play Annie, The Dank Child

So this is now my third guide for League of Legends.

Today I'm here with Annie, and why you should play her. In league of Legends there's Play or be counterplayed. Annie comes with instant abilities that leave no time to react. Nothing embodies an angry child that wants you to have zero fun better than her kit.

I'm here to talk to you girls about Annie. Let's get started!

Passive: Pyromania After four abilities get situational power that never goes away, and is impossible to play around in the form of a stun. The most broken aspect of her kit. Give your enemy third degree burns from the instant burst you throw on them with them having no ability to respond.

Q: Disintegrate Do you suck at auto attacking? Do you suck at skill shots. Congratulations this takes care of both of the things. A cancerous targetted burst that refunds mana and lowers cooldown upon minion kills. This skill is so easy a literal little girl could use it.

W: Cancer Cone Easy follow up damage once you stun them with Q, and also a reliable stun charger.

E: Passive Stacker Give yourself a sunfire cape. Consequently: Give your bear a sunfire cape too. Make the enemy burn themselves with your hot 7 year old body.

R: Tibbers This is what you use to lock down the enemy team, much like dropping a morbidly obese catwoman cosplayer on the enemy team in a forklift. If used in tandem with your passive, then they won't be able to move. This is the reason why you want to rip your hair out when playing vs Annie. You can use Tibbers after the fact to eat skillshots for you much like a starving African eats hand outs from the red cross.

What to build on Annie you might ask? Lots and lots of AP, or go tank Annie if you just want to watch the world burn.

Some strategies with Annie are to wait in a bush like a lesbian in training until some poor loser who has less than 2k HP walks by, and then goon him.

Flashing and dropping the bear once everyone is piled on top of each other like a greek orgy is another valid strategy.

I don't know about you but nothing makes my day better than ruining someone elses. Now get out there and throw out some cheap ultis.