LULU IS THE BEST SUPPORT IN THE HISTORY OF LEAGUE OF LEGENDS

Bet you like League of Legends. Maybe you don't. Maybe you hate the game and you just like winning. Boy do I have some news for you.

Play some motherfucking Lulu. No I'm serious, it's very hard to lose the game when you have the best support in the entire game. Lulu counters everyone and everything, including stupid team mates. That's right! Now you can actually stop the stupid. Stupid champs with stupid burst and stupid team mates doing stupid things.

Let's look at the Queen of League's kit.

Passive: Pix Your little bro smacks around whoever you are smacking. He is the perfect wingman.

Q: Glitter Lance A pretty unique skill shot considering it shoots from both you and pix. Make sure to utilize that unique aspect

W: Whimsy This spell does it all. Katarina up in your face throwing the biggest tantrum ever? Throw a whimsy on her. That'll show the bitch how to settle down. Zed trying to shank a team mate -- tell him no. Say no to stupid damage. Make your ADC a god among men.

Likewise -- your team needs a little help engaging instead of disengaging. Throw a whimsy. They'll make sonic the hedgehog shit his pants at the amount of newly christened Sonic fan characters.

Help team mates dodge and shit too I guess.

E: Help! Pix! Lulu's bread and butter. She gives her passive to any team mate and you goon anyone who tries to fuck with your tight ass BFF circle. On top of that it gives Pix a new position to shoot his death rays from.

Make any enemy team a catering service.

R: Wild Growth Did your carry just eat more skill shots than a starving Ethiopian? Fear not. Pop this ability on them to save their hungry ass, and maybe curb that hunger if they get a few kills from their NOT dead self.

Like something straight out of Alice in Wonderland -- you make the target huge. Larger than life. And there isn't a single champion who can keep someone down who is literally the size of a house.

Let the guy go attack on titan on the enemy team while you silence the bitches who need to sit the fuck down, and break the ankles of anyone running away.

You need to peel? You need to engage? You need to stop the stupid? This champion does it all.

What's that? You're not very good at League of Legends but want your freelo anyway?

Who needs skill anyway when the Queen's kit only has one skill shot

That's right! Now you can win every single game without having to land almost any skill shots.

Can't farm? No need. Lulu's a Queen, not a peasant. Pick the support role and get carried like a Chinese Empress.

Don't know how to build? Who cares. Anything looks good on the Queen be it an infinity edge, hurricane, death cap.

You want to be a tank? Be a tank. No one tells a Queen what to do. The Queen does it all.

What are you waiting for?! Get the fuck out there and play some god damn Lulu.