Petition to rename Ryze Ult to Clown Fiesta
Change it from Realm Warp to Clown Fiesta because of all the 5 man goon squads you made.
Bot lane will forever be a clown fiesta after these Ryze changes.
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Ugh don't fucking remind me. 4 man roams bot are now going to be rampant, immobile ADC's are going to once again get fucked because "oh we're pushed up more than 4 feet past our turret? Wow, all of a sudden 
and 
are behind us and 
is TP'ing in through river. Oh, that's right, I'm playing 
, a champion that, despite having slows out the ashe ass (which, btw, scale with crit chance, so lvl 1-6 you're not gonna have slows for shit) has no meaningful escape ability or any type of self-protection. I can either ult the and have 
ass-fist me, or I can ult the 
and have combo-cc me while my support tries to peel the . Whoo another glorious game of LoL. On top of that, my team will try to TP or roam down, wasting time they could be using to push down turrets and deny farm, so any form of punishment we COULD have had to even the free double kill and turret they just took will be gone. Good shit"
I pray that ult has a CD bigger than 
's tits ffs
Here we see a lovely 
farming alone in the bot lane. Her 
support had warned her to wait for him, but was , and she thought she was invincible. She'd be fine, she told her team.
Suddenly, a blue circle!
http://st.elohell.net/public/chill/8d75f7d6c928ef9ae0791acbf96d5722.png
Oh god, it's the entire enemy team!
"An allied has been slain."
"Your inhibitor has been destroyed."
"The enemy team has slain the Dragon."
"Ryze is anti fun, so we're going to make him anti fun with a new kit, and it 4 months we'll rework him again :D" Rito Game 2K16
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Ryze tilts me. Nerf his snare plz.
I'd name it "Fountain Party".
Where else would I target it?
Fiesta
I wonder what would happen if you ulted with fiddles while being teleported. Would it prevent it in the first place till the port is done? teleport him all the way back across the map where he casted it? Will it make Annie disappear off the map for no reason?! D:
If you're having problems with Ryze in 2016, you need to get gud.