A letter to Teemo
After roughly 500 fun-filled games with you this last season combining all my accounts, we have reached an impasse my dear furry friend
.
and
are all just a million times better. I guess its why they are always in lcs games rather than everyone's favorite yordle to hate on. I must convert to a
main for now. Sadly some champs just win the game in champ select, and I must choose them because Riot is choosing to do nothing to rescue you from their new items and meta shift that has made you very weak ;(. You've been bitch-slapped into the ground babe

. You were a fighter this season, despite some headwinds you hung in there and were playable.
Goodbye my love. I'm selling out for freelo. I'll be back to you if Riot ever starts giving a shit about anything but your skins.