Smurfing on bronze 5 account (A brief summary of my findings and how to get out of bronze!)

GarthBrooksXD··23 votes·3,729 views

So I have an old smurf account in bronze 5. I decided I'd play it today. The main things i notice that are different in bronze 5 is that all the players are all-around worse in every aspect of the game than the people i play with/against on this account. I would recommend focusing on improving all aspects of your game to get out of bronze. :) Happy January!

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Weathered20 votes

This is funnier than it should be.

KVbqbFsC8e16 votes

Very in-depth and informative. Great job.

GarthBrooksXD5 votes

ty ty I found inspiration from Phylol's videos on how to get out off each elo and found he is correct!

LordGeovanni3 votes

Phylol.... that explains alot.

46310 votes

This whole time I've been focusing on getting penta kills and diving 1 v 5

this has opened up my eyes and I can now see the lighting on the path towards Silver

Thank u based Sprirt of Fizz

GarthBrooksXD5 votes

The only time I ever got a penta kill in probably roughly 2500 games of league was my first time playing Vi in a norm :) We won!

4636 votes

I've played over 6000 games and I've yet to get a double

can I get coaching from you?

GarthBrooksXD9 votes

Uninstall ;)

46312 votes

Thanks I think that fixed the problem.

EdwardDarkc6 votes

how to improve if you're a bronze 5 player. It's really simple there's a cheat code for it.

First: Login to league Second: Hit alt + F4 to open a cheat menu similar in looks to your desktop Third: Go to the start button on the cheat menu Fourth: input the follow cheat via clicking with your mouse Control Panel -> Programs -> Uninstall a program -> League of Legends (x2) -> yes

Fifth: Install Heroes of the Storm and complete the tutorial. You're now diamond on something at least.

Play3rFromH3ll1 votes

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how to improve if you're a bronze 5 player. It's really simple there's a cheat code for it.

First: Login to league Second: Hit alt + F4 to open a cheat menu similar in looks to your desktop Third: Go to the start button on the cheat menu Fourth: input the follow cheat via clicking with your mouse Control Panel -> Programs -> Uninstall a program -> League of Legends (x2) -> yes

Fifth: Install Heroes of the Storm and complete the tutorial. You're now diamond on something at least.

Yet, you're still playing L.o.L...

Kythers6 votes

It takes a certain resistance to learning to reach bronze 5

It takes a total immunity to improvement to stay there any amount of time

ZenithEevee5 votes

What i basically understand (I'm not from GP Btw):

Bronzies are bad, I wont tell you how to improve, but improve.

DarkRitual3 votes

It's solid advice. Why didn't anyone else think of it sooner?

PayaThePapaya3 votes

Diamond smurf here. I regularly smurf. I found the best way to advance is to gain LP and complete your promotions successfully

IAMAGIRLHI2 votes

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GarthBrooksXD2 votes

I'm here to help all genders and even people who don't identify with a gender! :)

A Humble Sinner1 votes

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I'm here to help all genders and even people who don't identify with a gender! :)

Didn't Trump ban all asexuals yet? Huh...coulda swore I heard that on MSNBC...

GarthBrooksXD5 votes

I believe everything i hear on the news, social media, old books, the bible, the book of mormon, the koran, and fox news, and my friends, and people who i don't know! :) I guess I am banned!

Toastersaot2 votes

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I'm here to help all genders and even people who don't identify with a gender! :)

I sexually Identify as a minion. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of walking down the lanes of Summoners Rift just to get slaughtered instantly. People say to me that a person being a minion is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install a little stone helmet, shield and battle hammer on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “blue melee creep” and respect my right to willingly suicide into powerful enemy champions. If you can’t accept me you’re a miniophobe and need to check your summoning privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

Supreme Senpai692 votes

Stop blocking me :l Damn creep

LordGeovanni2 votes

Ive played people in bronze 5 with better cs mechanics than people in gold or people better on their champion than people in gold. Bronze's main problem is that people don't know and dont want to know the objectives of the game they want to screw everyone else on their team over to do well on their champion then wonder why they didnt win and never help with objectives.

Shattered Mind2 votes

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Ive played people in bronze 5 with better cs mechanics than people in gold or people better on their champion than people in gold. Bronze's main problem is that people don't know and dont want to know the objectives of the game they want to screw everyone else on their team over to do well on their champion then wonder why they didnt win and never help with objectives.

I have to agree, they dont know when and when not to push. I have to rage ping the just to focus objectives. I get extremely made when 4 peopls chase 1 enemy across the map.

LordGeovanni1 votes

my worst problem with this game is that people will dance around 4v5 mid and as soon as i near an enemy tower in an off lane half of my team recalls and the other half disappear into the fog of ward and with nary a ping i get collapsed on by 5 people and my team gets nothing

Deepthroatus2 votes

I think you mispelled silver by bronze.

SmileInABox2 votes

I fuckin hate bronze, it's like a grabbag of garbage. People can be so bad that it's hard to make predictive plays, because what they do makes no sense.

Shattered Mind1 votes

Back when i first started on a new account I got placed in Bronze 1. I pulled my weight(won lane, helped others, good cs).

Still got pulled to Bronze 5.

Since, they I have improved CS and warding, and overall game mechanics.

Still can't get out.

So. I am about to give up playing this game because it leaves no incentive for me to actually do better.

On top of that there seems to be bugs and nerfs that dont inspire you to get gud.

Anyway. I am glad you guys still like this game.

Oh and people suck.

my desk is nearly broken.

UnboundCreator1 votes

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Back when i first started on a new account I got placed in Bronze 1. I pulled my weight(won lane, helped others, good cs).

Still got pulled to Bronze 5.

Since, they I have improved CS and warding, and overall game mechanics.

Still can't get out.

So. I am about to give up playing this game because it leaves no incentive for me to actually do better.

On top of that there seems to be bugs and nerfs that dont inspire you to get gud.

Anyway. I am glad you guys still like this game.

Oh and people suck.

my desk is nearly broken.

If you're stuck in bronze you're bad. You might think you're improving but you're not. Im only gold and i played my bronze acc and had a 85% winrate out of 50 games

Shattered Mind1 votes

i never said i thought I was good, i just said that I improved my mechanics.

UnboundCreator1 votes

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i never said i thought I was good, i just said that I improved my mechanics.

my point is if you're stuck in bronze you're doing something VERY wrong. you either have AWFUL mechanics or your macro/shot calling is WAY off. it's one of the two

Shattered Mind1 votes

macro/shot calling? maybe?

SeaGodUrronuos1 votes

Or your team forces you back down into hell, its hard to carry a team when they are scattered across the map and your the only person there to 1v5 so unless you elo god unbound can fucking 1v5 as any champion in the game, oh wait you cant, then you aren't getting out of bronze, that is why I'm slurping to get that new account into silver so I can work my way up from there, I'm pretty much done with this one until next season

Shattered Mind1 votes

Agreed I started a fresh one as well. Focusing 1-4 champs instead of trying to play multiple. Right now I am trying to get good with Ryze.

Shattered Mind1 votes

75% people in bronze don't listen. When they do, we tend to win. Some games everyone does a wonderful job and we just get beat which is fine.

Xela Syab1 votes

You think bronze is bad, wait till you get to silver and gold. At least 1 person can carry in Bronze, no one carries in those elos.

Sanctimonious1 votes

http://prntscr.com/dqw0vi golds not hard. This acc got placed silver 1, and went through gold. :/

MVDuneCats1 votes

Summary: "git gud"

Shattered Mind1 votes

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Summary: "git gud"

Doesnt matter when 70% of bronze cant work as a team.

For example, i have played with people that got 30/4 ~ we still lose . I went 32/8 ~ and still lost.

MVDuneCats1 votes

Don't shoot the translator.

EinarUlfar1 votes

Learn the macro side of League; it's usually an easy ticket out of the Bronze arena hahah

Dukues1 votes

My cousin stuck in bronze 4 right now. I find it comical. O shit... I just realized after years of trying to get silver the only reason he got silver last season is because he got placed silver 5 on a new account.... he has never actually successfully ranked up through bronze. This season might get interesting.

drakuIa4211 votes

how to get out of bronze:

git gud.

Auroramancer1 votes

So....there's a Memes&Games Board for this kind of stuff, in case you didn't know.

zaire901 votes

i was silver last season and got placed in bronze this season (just got out yesterday after our bot lane argued once the game started, vayne that refused to help in most stages of the game, vayne that wanted to solo drag, vayne that wanted to farm 30 mins into the game but also didnt want to ward, vayne and soraka that fed draven like 5 double kills fairly early on) we surprisingly won that game but i learned unless ur really good on those early game champs like panth and can solo carry dont try to solo carry go for the team fight comps i played bard, morg and viktor the most to get out just have engage, an adc with a really good late game, and play a fairly safe ap mage that has alot of burst(cause assassins are too risky especially with this rework), ward (main reason we won that game even after losing 1st tower was because the enemy team didnt ward) play around your weakest link, vayne refused to play with us until late game so we farmed up warded the map around whichever lane vayne decided to farm along with objectives, and we didnt try to engage until she was with us Edit: almost forgot dont get tilted cause you're losing that game i had we were pushed up into inhib towers but we still won, ur in bronze everyone can and will make a mistake the question is can you capitalize on it

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