love these cookie cutter champs

im not talking about champs having the same abilities, im talking about every champ in this game having the exact same job in every game. Literally every champ that isnt supp or adc is just an assassin with a different animation. Fuck having every champion that is created be designed for a specific lane. What kind of garbage game design already puts champs in a position where if theyre out of that role you have to be a god in order to make it even work the slighest bit? I enjoy having my ass ripped in half by a new animation every game, it makes it fun to watch the new ways my asshole gets excavated.