So i was playing malphite...

DesmondKaii·Oct 12, 2014·114 votes·6,678 views

When we hit late game, my entire team got wiped, but their nexus was at 50%. The enemy team was chasing me and i ran into their jungle. I flashed into the blue side pit and waited for them to kill me (it was inevitable ). So 5 people walk past me without attacking, instead they push our inhib and attempt to take the nexus. I sat there confused why they all just ran past me, but pushed their nexus ftw. After game i get a bunch of "wtfs" "malphite hacks" "report mal for cheating".

Looking at the replay, their support pinged them AWAY from me because he CONFUSED ME FOR BLUE BUFF, nobody bothered to check so they ended up throwing the game and i won promos... WTF LOL LAMO

46 Comments

Leona is WaifuOct 12, 201439 votes

Malphite, known as a master of camouflage.

GunpointOct 13, 20141 votes

Dat would be Maokai

Arch Mage MagnusOct 12, 201439 votes

Oh it's a giant rock, proceed.

JunkοOct 12, 20144 votes

OMG A GIANT ROCK

basictigerOct 13, 20142 votes

OMG A GIANT ROCK

Woulndt work for me I use mecha item 3070 Malphite

Wukong 0ne TrickOct 22, 20141 votes

Oh it's a giant rock, proceed.

I died laughing

missinggraveOct 12, 201439 votes

"My parents said that I could be anything...So I become blue buff." - Malphite 2014

CerealBoxOfDoomOct 12, 201435 votes

malphite solo outpushed the enemy team? They deserve loss

ThatWeridoOct 12, 201431 votes

Sometimes when i play malphite, I'll go to the enemy jungle's blue buff and kill it, then stand in its place for the next 5 mins.

PhoenixSlayer13Oct 12, 201429 votes

I'm surprised no one tried to smite you.

jhlee0133Oct 12, 20143 votes

Ive tried to smite a malphite on many occasions

DryditchOct 13, 20142 votes

He wasn't a Teemo.

PredatoratorOct 12, 201416 votes

"This is not the Malphite we're looking for."

SquirtleLuvOct 12, 20148 votes

post replay or i call bull shit

StarrowOct 13, 20142 votes

post replay or i call bull shit

Toothless LionOct 12, 20147 votes

Post video plox. Also seems legit, good for you sir.

UnslaadfelOct 12, 20147 votes

Pose as blue buff, epic strategy. lmao

NoMonkuOct 12, 20146 votes

Malphite = rock = Golem. It's their fault they threw lol.

clickheadOct 12, 20145 votes

It's obviously bs because your face would have appeared on the minimap for all 5 enemies and you have a huge health bar over your head and no malphite skin actually resembles blue buff (whereas granite malphite looks a lot like the big double golem), but upvote because it's hilarious xD

GøblínOct 12, 20141 votes

It's obviously bs because your face would have appeared on the minimap for all 5 enemies and you have a huge health bar over your head and no malphite skin actually resembles blue buff (whereas granite malphite looks a lot like the big double golem), but upvote because it's hilarious xD

Um, you know you can turn those off right? (hp bar)

DaishøOct 13, 20143 votes

but why would you turn off hp bars. That would be extremely dumb, because you would not know if you should use your ult to finish them, or use your ultimate on a full healtenemy, then get fucked xD. and they would still see malphites face on the mini map.

7ha7guy777Oct 12, 20145 votes

i would hate to be that support

PatMcGroynOct 13, 20145 votes

Day 54: They still do not realize I'm not Ancient Golem

IvaldisOct 12, 20144 votes

Camouflage at its finest.

BigBrainGlueaterOct 13, 20144 votes

"Malphite is harmless, lets not waste 2.5 seconds and instead finish their nexus before they respawn!" "ROCK SMASH, VICTORY"

Saint Tyrone Oct 12, 20143 votes

LOL, you have my upvote.

SoleAccordOct 12, 20143 votes

I'd call it a night after that, that is fucking priceless.

SydelleOct 13, 20143 votes

Malphite Skin for Red Buff Rito Pls.

JustMyBassCannonOct 13, 20143 votes

"Sometimes, I like to go in the jungle and pretend I'm a blue buff."

CHIEF WAFFLEZOct 12, 20142 votes

Legendary bro

SalidfingersOct 12, 20142 votes

should link a video somewhere

SilverthaneOct 12, 20142 votes

omfg XD

this story is one of the funniest ive read

WasaboOct 13, 20142 votes

"blue buff has got to be around here somewhere"

ProfDrDeathOct 12, 20141 votes

Wut?

QuephaOct 12, 20141 votes

how did you watch your replay?

Wukong 0ne TrickOct 12, 20141 votes

baronreplay

AsteriaOct 12, 20141 votes

Flying brushman OP

MarhsallLee67Oct 13, 20141 votes

Operation Blue Camp is go.

RikariOct 13, 20141 votes

hmmm...well there are only 3 golems in this jungle,and two are small...he hacked. but why flash and wait for them? Upload that video plzplzplzplzplzplzplzplz

TenSlashTenOct 13, 20141 votes

wtf? video proof Lol.

aidandersonOct 13, 20141 votes

wow...

exiledFromBadmenOct 13, 20141 votes

Lucky :)

NetechmaOct 14, 20141 votes

i don't believe

MelisseeOct 14, 20141 votes

Replay please, I'm dying to see it.

AloneInTheCrowdNov 6, 20141 votes

When we hit late game, my entire team got wiped, but their nexus was at 50%. The enemy team was chasing me and i ran into their jungle. I flashed into the blue side pit and waited for them to kill me (it was inevitable ). So 5 people walk past me without attacking, instead they push our inhib and attempt to take the nexus. I sat there confused why they all just ran past me, but pushed their nexus ftw. After game i get a bunch of "wtfs" "malphite hacks" "report mal for cheating".

Looking at the replay, their support pinged them AWAY from me because he CONFUSED ME FOR BLUE BUFF, nobody bothered to check so they ended up throwing the game and i won promos... WTF LOL LAMO

Reminds me of 2 players that were on some high elo streamer's team that were " pretending to be golems " both sitting where double golems are on the purple side of the map for like half of the game :D

Gratz on the re re re re Throws and the win :)