Misleading Marketing

So I downloaded League of Legends a few months ago after being told that it was a strategic and fun game. Instead I was given a stressful and miserable one. My friends have all unfriended me on the facebook. My family has cut ties with me, insisting that I'm an addict and they're enabling me. I moved to Korea to try to become a better player but I don't know the language. My house is a mess. My hair is turning grey and falling out. Every day I find a new wrinkle on my face. I've become stuck to my chair and roll around in it wherever I go. I haven't shaved in so long that I am frequently mistaken for young Dumbledore. Despite all the irl trials this game has caused me I'm still Bronze V. To any new players reading this, get out while you can! Save yourself!