Riven mains, I'm comin for you boiiiiiiiis. neeeeeeiiiiiiiighhhh

SlampieceHawke·Aug 20, 2015·20 votes·2,460 views

Heeeeeeeres . Prepare your butts. I'm going to eat your butts until my stomach is full of butts.

21 Comments

Lt CuddlesAug 20, 20154 votes

Wait a minute...neigh....?

5 Stacks GGAug 21, 20154 votes

Too bad Darius suck ass now AND feels clunky as fuck

Only Play DariusAug 20, 20153 votes

lol, he got nerfed. He doesn't crush Riven anymore

FrikgeekAug 21, 20153 votes

Oh noes, a big spooky axe spin.... delayed by 0.75 seconds. How will an immobile champion like Riven ever get out of that? Wait, they nerfed the damage when you're up close too? EQW-Q-AA-Q. Ez trades, ez lane, ez game, ez life.

gaby1bestAug 21, 20153 votes

Yes, I got demoted because of a Riven main. Enemy locks in Darius, that player already said he's playing Riven. I say: "Dude, Darius eats you for breakfast, you sure you wanna play Riven against Darius?" He says: "Do you have any idea how a Riven main plays? xD" ; Darius ends up 8/0/3.

The Moon SpiritAug 20, 20152 votes

PLEASE... NOO

Mr Broken WingsAug 20, 20152 votes

He got an earlygamenerf, in which way is that bad for riven? He scales a lot better but in laning he doesnt do shit. God people, the laning got easier.

5 Stacks GGAug 21, 20154 votes

he doesnt scale better than riven AT ALL lmao

gaby1bestAug 22, 20151 votes

He's got a heal on Q now + smaller mana cost on Q. So yeah, he may deal less damage but his laning wasn't nerfed that hard. He can still cap Riven's ass.

SlampieceHawkeAug 21, 20152 votes

To all you haters out there, and I know you're riven mains, I eat you for breakfast when I'm darius. YOU AM NO REAL SUPER SANDS.

Búńńý RívéńAug 21, 20152 votes

Really? Oh my God i Scare =))

HåppyAug 21, 20152 votes

WE GOT THAT HORSEY 2 G. LET'S SEE THAT SPAM IN THE TWITCH CHAT, trkHORSEY2G BOIS. WHINNY

BattleBalladeerAug 21, 20152 votes

If this is true I am glad. I just played a game against a riven as Morde. His Q alone outtrades her pre 6 and potentially at 6 depending on how ballsy Riven is.

All plays and no counters makes Rivo a dull girl,

All plays and no counters makes Rivo a dull girl, (Unless you play her)

(Disclaminer: I know she has counters. But if she has more this patch... http://www.blastr.com/sites/blastr/files/skeletorgif.gif )

AkabaneKunAug 21, 20151 votes

Riven counters new darius pretty hard...don't get this thread.

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Oh noes, a big spooky axe spin.... delayed by 0.75 seconds. How will an immobile champion like Riven ever get out of that? Wait, they nerfed the damage when you're up close too? EQW-Q-AA-Q. Ez trades, ez lane, ez game, ez life.

This this this, this is the future of darius have fun ending laning phase with 10 cs or being 0/5 by the end of it, he can't even farm since he can't disengage.

SlampieceHawkeAug 21, 20151 votes

I've been molly whopping riven. These darius wannabe's must not be building the def tree and movement quints like myself. He's slippery than you think with this set up and surprisingly tanky. Offense tree is a trap!

AkabaneKunAug 21, 20151 votes

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I've been molly whopping riven. These darius wannabe's must not be building the def tree and movement quints like myself. He's slippery than you think with this set up and surprisingly tanky. Offense tree is a trap!

And i think you have been playing bad rivens.

SlampieceHawkeAug 21, 20152 votes

Well, many of them are prone to assuming they are gods. That over confidence kills them once they realize that they am no real super sands and then it's to late. But, maybe every riven I have played against is bad? Who knows? My axe tells all.

BattleBalladeerAug 21, 20152 votes

This is it.

The true difference between a good riven and a bad riven.

80% of them are make up the latter.

Búńńý RívéńAug 21, 20151 votes

Garen Also

gaby1bestAug 21, 20151 votes

EAT MY TRUE DEMACIAAA!!

But silence got nerfed though, she may still run away now.