@Meddler, May you take upon a request from a humble Sivir main?

I am a gamer of sorts who have played League since Season 5; I have played many matches, though in most of them I die.

It is fun and exciting, I often feel my heart beat; I play all day, I often forget to eat.

I am currently Silver, but soon I’ll reach gold; I just need some good teammates, who are strong and bold.

But enough about me, let’s get to the point; It is about Sivir, whose rear-end needs some oint’

Thy Battle Mistress is a warrior of sorts; who always takes the lead, when hunting for sport.

On Summoner’s Rift, she takes the head off her foe; In a pushing lane, she bundles up dough.

Her autos are beautiful and strong; her strides are fine and long.

Her edge is so crisp, critical chance is a must; each time she autos, she summons a gust.

None may stand against the hand of her blade; All shall run or be forced to seek aide.

But wait! There is one! A tormentor, a nemesis, a destroyer of fun!

He is covered in bandages and lacks any shoes; He is known as The Sad Mummy, Amumu!

He finds a lonesome Sivir, farming for a gain; From the lonesome jungle, he appears in her lane.

In a sprint, he comes; eager to increase his sums.

She spots him and backs; choosing not to cover her tracks

He can’t possibly kill her, she thought; as he threw his bandages in a fraught.

Sivir prepares her stance, he now has no chance.

But wait, what’s this!? Where is thy bliss?!

Despite pressing E, they still catch the maiden of flee!

Merely the damage is negated, as well as the stun; Amumu is still coming for that booty! RUN, SIVIR, RUN!

But it is too late, he is already here; she can hear his cry, reach thy ear.

On top the boy stands; dirtying his hands.

She struggles and kites; but none can deter his might.

With a headbutt and spin, he beats her poor; it was so gruesome, it put a dent in her lore.

She was so desperate, that she even flashes; But an ult stops her, and so continue the lashes.

The mercenary has perished at last; with a beaten, bruised and busted up ass.

She looks death in the eye and is thrown in a trance; Amumu then walks over her body, and breaks into a dance.

Oh why, oh holy Riot, must this be; for her to endure this inconsistency.

A hook, a stun, a barrel full of rum; to ult her with E up, is nothing short of dumb.

All cc is negated against the blue sphere; so why not some wrappings from that green queer?

To keep him from dashing, like thresh with his hook; it would give the maiden, such a nice nook.

It is a measly change, I understand; but even then, I would be so grand.

No more worry, no more fear; to have bands shoved up my rear.

I would no longer have to feel grim; whenever the enemy chooses to pick him.

So please, my favorite developer of game; Will you spare me thy three rings of shame?

I would be so grateful with gleam; For thy destroyer of meme

I’ll even take out my wallet, and buy her a skin; one that shines silver, and has a pointy chin.

And if I find I am in need of little RP; I will sketch up a drawing, albeit shitty.

I hope to see this change come through; for I have faith in Riot, and what they will do.

You have proven yourself, time and time again; may you prove yourself once more, and I will do so on my end.

And before I leave, may I have one final word; a token of virtue, for my dank lord.

May good fortune be with you within this community; May it not get to you, that is, Reddit's toxicity.

Sincerely,

A Humble Sivir main

TL; DR Amumu still dashes to Sivir despite blocking his Q with Spell Shield.