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Hey Yasuo, can ya like... fk off for a moment m8? thanks. (warning profanity)

Abandon··3 votes·602 views

Yasuo, seriously fk this champion.

Can't play any quality league without seeing this guy being spammed everywhere. He's so fking annoying. I'm glad he's getting some well deserved nerfs but imma still post up this salty rant just for salty sake.

This guy here is a headache for so many people. If he's sh!t and he's on your side, oh fking god he fits the stereotype of sh!tty yasuo players spamming their weeb ninja screaming 'hasagi' and what not. If he's a fking god and on the enemy team, you basically have to sideline yourself because he's stealing the fking show and there ain't anything you gon' do about it. He is a balancing nightmare because he has a CRAZY passive, LOW AS FKK cooldowns and for some reason he just synergises with just about everything.

Thunderlords? Sure. Grasp? Why the fk not. Fervor? Yeah alright. Warlord's? Works well 'nuff. Crit? 2 item 100% elegiggle. Squishy? Builds bruiserish items, still out damages bruisers whilst having more mobility, cc and utility.

Like wtf is this sh!t, does he have any legitmate 'downside' for playing him besides the typical he's 'squishy' and he's 'melee' argument which in yasuo's case are lighter arguments given the fact he can overcome these problems to an extent.

Now, I know he's not gonna be all end all champion against everyone but i think we can all agree that he has atleast 1 thing in his kit that can piss just about anyone off.

Like...

Fk his 0 cooldown shield which only has a downtime when he is hit and stands still like a dumbass, we all know every yasuo is going to be moving around like a madman trying to hit you up on your cellphone and knowing when that hotline bling. I don't mind the crit thing so much but the cost efficiency on that thing is just sooooo good.

Fk his low cooldown q's which against melee especially are like ranged auto attacks, no counterplay unless you got the range to fight back. Either I play flawless, sidestep these things, trade back and then find consistent opportunities to harass him while shield's down or i'm gonna get dumpstered after he gets pd/shiv and a pair of booties.

Fk his knock up having NO COOLDOWN, only downtime when yasuo is not hitting his q's and WHEN THE FK IS HE NOT HITTING HIS Q's, the thing has such a fast animation and low c/d might as well be his actual auto attack.

Fk his windwall lol, ay man i heard you wanna use some high cost projectiles against me and OH SH1T! wait that nearly hit me, good thing i can sweep that sh!t under the rug LUL #c0ckbl0cked

Fk his dashing around, i just wanna fight him mano-a-mano but he keeps dashing all over the place like a damn roach. fight me like a damn man.

AND FINALLY

Fk his ultimate, shredding armor bs when he already has so much utility already not only that but the cooldown on that shit is hella low. AND COUPLED WITH THE FACT THAT HIS E + Q KNOCKUP IS UNDODGEABLE (unless you got some type of blink... BUT EVEN IF YOU DO HE CAN JUST TRY AGAIN LUL! Here ya go yasuo, infinite tries!) makes it doubly salty. OH YEAH and it's annoying af that he has a huge window to DECIDE WHEN HE WANTS TO FINALLY PRESS R, so instead of .5 second on knock up and instant ult thus being a maximum of 1-2 seconds of being airborne he always does it at the final possible moment and keeps you hanging forever man.

Suggested ideas: Break his legs and duct tape his mouth shut and bam, we cured cancer.

8 Comments

Deneviel2 votes

... Eventually Yasuo will get nerfed or reworked and another champ will take his place ... i've seen this too many time .... as for u .... if u hate it soo much ban him or ask other ppl to ban it for you

Stick In Mudd1 votes

Yeah, I remember when Diana was just as much BS as Yasuo is now. Kind of funny how she's not even mentioned on these forums except for the occasional "Diana rework concept".

I really liked playing Diana in her height of OPness, it made me feel like I actually knew wtf I was doing when I was just a noob. I still suck at this game, but I'm no longer a noob.

Avienal1 votes

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... Eventually Yasuo will get nerfed or reworked and another champ will take his place ... i've seen this too many time .... as for u .... if u hate it soo much ban him or ask other ppl to ban it for you

How many champs exist that are insanely mobile, mana'less and have a powerful passive like double crit chance? Not exactly close to but you could say Akali could be next in line in that regard alongside champions with Lee Sin and Kennen. Though if you do include mana champions JAX i would say is definitely second in line for his ridiculous jungle play of being able to easily dive on any type of unit like a Lee'Sin can (except its just one ability like Katarina's) and can proceed to lawl stun ya even with the 'delay' for it and rapid built in attack speed build up which lets him transition into a jungle carry type.

Seriously i remember having a recent match yesterday where obviously my team had issues too in playing properly (Darius Vs a Enemy Heimdinger, Tristana and Bard Vs a Enemy Kalista and a Support Cho'gath with our jungler being a Elise and myself being Akali(First attempt to finally play her in regular matches after practicing in bot mode several times) vs a Tailyah. I was literally the only one who got the most 'kills' at a count of 3 and i ended up dying 6 times because of the Jax being practically everywhere, only one with less deaths then me was Elise but she apparently playing passive the entire jungling period with few failed attempts to 'gank'.

I even had the same moment again where i was Garen top and a Jax was on the enemy team (my opponent was Poppy) and that Jax was pretty much pulling off gank rushes right off that bat around level 4ish and he manage to pull out around 15 kills with only fizz mid getting around 7 kills (they pretty much had alot of deaths too), but even still the Jax was pulling off shenigans like solo top pushing towers ridiculously easy and the team even tried to grab baron at the end of the game to try and do a turn over but we killed 4 of them basically soon as they killed baron. After that we won but still the Jax might as well of been winning that match the entire time with a silly Blood razor + Gunblade and likely building into Rage blade combo item set.

I already know that apparently Carry type of champions are starting to become a thing especially in jungle and top lane and its kind of annoying that practically most of my games always seems to consist of Blood razor using junglers that just make matches ridiculously annoying to go against and the existence of 'warrior' red gem jungler types not even existing at all with Runic Echo blue gem and Green Cinderhulk gem type junglers i'm seeing less of or not even able to be considered 'viable'.

[zombie-brand-facepalm]

Abandon1 votes

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... Eventually Yasuo will get nerfed or reworked and another champ will take his place ... i've seen this too many time .... as for u .... if u hate it soo much ban him or ask other ppl to ban it for you

It was just a prank!

Targon2 votes

I try to ban Yasuo in my games because he's frustrating and anti-fun to play against.

He has such an overloaded kit... Resourceless, free shield (stronger than Malphite's at early levels), free crit, free bonus armor penetration, great mobility, long ranged poke, low cool downs on his abilities (he has a 0.1s CD on his E at rank 5 and a 30s CD on his R at rank 3 [without CDR]..., that does more damage than Malphite's 100s CD on his R at rank 3]), a game changing ultimate that can be proc'd by other champions, his windwall which can block numerous ultimates/abilities/autoattacks, good wave clear, and there's probably more that I'm forgetting xD.

Mcsquzzy1 votes

Don't forget that ults range, he can effectively gank off any displacement

Stick In Mudd2 votes

Yasuo will go away forever once ten bans come around. Till then, just plead for your team to ban the guy.

Abandon1 votes

Looks like I triggered the boards, all in good banter.

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