Nerf Kayle NOW + other mentions that need nerfs

Ni Hui Shu De·2/19/2020, 9:59:30 PM·1 votes·1,826 views

Have you forgotten that Kayle still exists in this game and is a complete cancer and shitstain of game balance? Have you forgotten that Kayle has a bullshit hitbox? Have you forgotten that Kayle, a late game champion, is allowed to bully top laners from minute 1? Have you forgotten that Kayle still has one of the best ultimates in the entire game? Have you forgotten that once Kayle gets level 6, she has outscaled 80% of champions in the entire game?

Nerf this fucking cancerous freelo champion now Riot. I don’t understand why you have randomly forgot about how broken this champion was and still is. Oh wait, she isn’t picked in pro anymore and we only balance around pro games or whatever our favorite champions are.

That’s why Yasuo still has 60% ban rate since 2013 because he is Riot’s favorite champion that isn’t allowed to be weak for one patch since 2013. With Windwall being the best ability in the entire game and for some dumb fucking reason Yasuo is allowed to stand inside the windwall for 360 protection because 200 years game design. We realize Yasuo windwall is not working properly and has bugs but we won’t fix it or else it will drop Yasuo’s ban and win rate.

Oh, Darius dominated every game in 2015 worlds after his failed rework, and was the highest picked top laner all 2018, but we at Riot Games have a new skin for our overloaded champion that somehow has S+ status on u.gg for over 5 years now with 0 nerfs, but oh wait, we buffed Darius again because we want him to be played in the jungle but instead it makes his laning even stronger. I thought you only balance around pro play, so why did you not nerf Darius after 2015 worlds? Why did you not nerf Darius when you saw he was the highest picked top lane champion all 2018 pro play?

We at Riot Games never learned about how we created Ekko, a tanky assassin with shields, CC, mobility and burst. Instead of learning about Ekko what do we do? Oh we rework Diana so she is the Ekko 2.0 on drugs. While Ekko needs a few levels to start killing people, Diana gets her level 3 power spike and proceeds to one shot from level 3+, with an ultimate that has the best CC in the entire game and one shotting 3 people in one go. Riot balance guys. She doesn’t have a 30% ban rate, oh no. She isn’t constantly banned in pro play guys, oh no.

We are Riot Games, we have 200 years experience.

5 Comments

no idea for nick2/19/2020, 10:24:53 PM5 votes

I wish I could down vote this. Rip League Boards.

Lazypeon1002/20/2020, 3:58:26 AM1 votes

I genuinely don't recall the last time I saw a Kayle who didn't just outright feed to be honest.

FeedKaylePlease2/20/2020, 8:53:25 AM1 votes

I don't know why you bothered writing all that when there is a much simpler explanation:- https://imgur.com/gitzMmi

Now, I don't like to bring people rank into discussions but this is a rare case where it's relevant. Kayle is one of the easiest champions to counter and I could give you some long winded essay on how to beat her but I've been on these boards long enough to know that no one comes here to learn anything. People only come on these boards to bitch, moan and cry. Hell, even I do it. So I'll just be wasting my time trying to explain how to beat her.

I'll just say this. As a Bronze player, you lack some very basic knowledge and skill which if you had them, Kayle would actually be one of the easiest champions to deal with. The reason I mention your rank is because you need to know the problem is not with Kayle, it is with you. You just aren't good enough yet at the game. There's nothing wrong with that and perhaps one day you will get better and figure out how to handle her yourself and the good news is, you don't even have to get that good. I found that from about Silver 2 and up, people usually learn by then how to deal with Kayle competently both in lane and many times even in the late game. It's not that hard for me to clock 70% win rates on her in a climb from low Bronze to Silver because no one in Bronze knows how to play properly vs her or even play properly in general. I'm not that good a player myself. My highest rank ever was Gold 3. It's still low elo but you do need a certain level of skill to play at that rank and when you acquire that skill, Kayle won't be a problem.