Looking for tips to help Fizz, I will actually listen to them if given!

4th Chiming Lamb·5/21/2017, 8:41:27 AM·2 votes·328 views

I loathe Fizz, he's fucking stupid and I hate him, he's too mobile, he does too much fucking damage with his W, his ult hurts a lot and his E should be removed from his kit.

That being said, if I have the misfortune of having to fight a Fizz, what would help me out? What should I build/do?

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Report for Wuju5/21/2017, 8:55:18 AM3 votes

Go for a banshee or hexdrinker asap In champ select, ban him and in lane, poke him Temporize with zhonya/good kiting so he can't get his W off Go BEHIND your tank, so he can't land a full range fish on your face U can also consider playing him to learn his weaknesses Don't feed him

So, remember. G.I.T.G.U.D

Chønklord5/21/2017, 12:08:21 PM3 votes

#Steps to Ruining a Fizz Player's Day (From a Fizz Main):

Step 1. Pick one of these: Fiora MasterYi Swain Vladimir Yorick Orianna Leblanc Darius Annie

Step 2. DO NOT PICK THIS Veigar (Unless you are Faker; or you're a diamond smurfing in bronze; or you are a masochist and get off on BDSM stuff like anal torture etc.) ##Congratulations! You have now ruined Fizz' day.

Oops! I didn't pick one of those! Should you have accidentally not picked one of the aforementioned champions, or ended up picking a shit tier champion, proceed to step 3.

Otherwise, proceed to shit all over Fizz, because he was recently gutted and does no damage early game.

##Help I'm a Derp! Step 3. If you are an idiot/bronze/missing an arm; don't fret, you can still beat Fizz easily! Just ask yourself these simple questions when in-game:

Question 1: Is Fizz under level 6?

If Yes: Shit all over him really hard (Make it extra chunky too) -- Fizz does shit for damage pre-6 because he's been nerfed harder than an 80 year old epileptic man who lost his viagra prescription; he's also a melee squishy who uses a fuckton of mana for even the most basic of tasks like farming a minion wave before he's completely drier than a desert scorpion's vagina ! :D.
If No: You didn't shit all over him pre-6? He's got the same or more CS than you? You fucking let him get ahead of you? Jesus Christ. Go to the next Question.

Question 2-4: Does Fizz have all his summoner spells / abilities / ult up? Is he full health? Does he have this: item 3057 and/or item 3165 and/or item 3100 ?

If Yes: . . . . . . . :D :D :D!!! Are you mentally handicapped? Why in the fuck all would you think it's smart to engage a Fizz with all his shit up and available especially if he has sheen or a fully completed lichbane?. Sweet lord almighty.
If No: What on God's green earth are you waiting for? Get in there and smash that sweet, tight, fishy little bunghole of his. Abuse the fuck out of him. Make him your bitch and have him call you Daddy. Get your jungler to help if you're too inept to do it alone, or if all your shit is on cooldown as well. Fight him when his ult is gone, etc.

What? That still didn't do the trick for ya? Sigh. Go to the next question.

Question 5: Do you know how to right click and/or have reflexes faster than a sloth on xanax?

If Yes: Then fucking right click somewhere every time you're standing in lane or farming holy fuck. Don't stand still, don't be an easy target. Believe me, us Fizz players are always fucking watching your every move, just waiting for the right moment when you make a mistake or lose concentration or are in the middle of casting an animation. Don't be a dumbass, always watch your lane opponent and learn their behavioral patterns. Which way they like to dodge, how they approach the minion wave, do they get more aggro at certain times or less aggro, etc.
If No: Then why the fucking fuckity FUCK are you playing video games? Get the fuck outta here. You need to develop actual skills and reflexes to be successful in League, but particularly when playing versus assassins in League. If you are standing around like an oversized turd that just got shat out of an elephant's asshole, with absolutely zero abilities available, no summoner spells, or you're low on health, then get the FUCK OUT OF THE LANE YOU IGNORAMOUS, clearly you can't deal with the most basic mechanics and fundamental gameplay rules of League.

##Anyways, that's all I have! Feel free to leave a comment or an upvote if this helped you ruin a Fizz player's day! :D :D :D :D :D :D

[slayer-jinx-catface]

AFilthyCaitMain5/21/2017, 8:43:27 AM1 votes

Well all i know is turret hugging doesnt seem to work

Calabok5/21/2017, 8:49:58 AM1 votes

ban him 300% only way