Your main(s) have lost their house, and you've agreed to let them live with you for a month

4th Chiming Lamb·4/29/2017, 11:27:45 PM·43 votes·4,309 views

Oh no! Your main, through some way or another, has lost their house/place of dwelling. They can get everything sorted out in a month, but need somewhere to stay until then. In the meantime, you've agreed to let them stay with you! Some things to think about for this scenario:

1: What would it be like living with them for a month? 2: What would your house look like after they moved out? 3: Would it be fun living with them? 4: Regarding the above, if your main is , remember: She'll probably steal your 'fun' memories. How does that make you feel?

Optionally, just summarize how it would be.

201 Comments

P0IS0N IVY4/30/2017, 12:50:29 AM35 votes

Zyra She'd just live in the backyard.

EvanThomas4/30/2017, 12:01:39 AM34 votes

Ryze : ... Me: ... Ryze : ... Me: ... Ryze : ... Me: ... . . . . . Ryze : Don't read my scroll. Me: I WASN'T GONNA . {{Champion:13}}: sigh Me: ... . . . . . . . Me: I'm gonna read it.

Enlegacy4/30/2017, 12:49:47 AM32 votes

Me: HOW THE FUCK DO YOU LOSE A GIANT FLOATING CASTLE? Syndra LOOK KARMA IS A BITCH, OKAY? Me: gah. Syndra So, do I have to kick you out? Me: I'll take the couch.

Mortekaiser4/30/2017, 2:16:10 AM31 votes

http://i.imgur.com/AGZTSic.jpg

Mouth Stuff4/29/2017, 11:42:36 PM18 votes

Yasuo Teemo I'd rather not get cancer

DaNinad4/29/2017, 11:45:02 PM18 votes

Lux Won't have to pay the electric bills.

Alotopatomus4/29/2017, 11:36:05 PM14 votes

I would never see him but I would keep tripping over his stuff Teemo

Melledoneus4/30/2017, 2:35:19 AM13 votes

Melledoneus: I'm so glad you can move in for a while, Shenpai- er, Shen, Eye of Twilight. Shen I am honored. Bows respectfully Melledoneus: Suppresses a squee of delight Shen Hold on... you have an evil spirit here... Melledoneus: Really? Where? Shen ...there. Melledoneus: Gasps The pantry. I KNEW it! Shen You can sense them as well? Melledoneus: No, the pickles and cookies kept going missing and the jars were being left open. Shen ...oh. Well, allow me to eradicate it for you- Melledoneus: No need, let me show you to your sleeping quarter first, haha. Shen ...alright... Melledoneus: Here it is. Shen Hm... this is quite a peaceful room. And that bed... it looks like a bed big enough for two. Melledoneus: Yeah, I bought it just for this occas- I-I mean, yes, I bought it so long ago I forgot what it was for, haha. Shen Raises an eyebrow suspiciously Is this where you normally sleep? I would feel awful if it is. Melledoneus: Uh... n-no, of course not! I... have my own room... ######...the couch in the living room will have to do... Shen Well, as a sign of gratitude, allow me to eradicate that spirit. Melledoneus: Make yourself comfortable, I'm sure your mask is getting annoying to wear at this point. Shen Oh, no, I cannot. This month is my resilience training where I wear my armor even in my sleep. Melledoneus: Oh... ok... Shen I shall return soon. Grabs spirit sword and leaves the room Melledoneus: I'll just grab my things and take them to the living room... #T_T

And that's how my stay will go.

Bottom Laner4/30/2017, 3:51:14 AM11 votes

Jinx

I'd be homeless and possibly dead
Rubble.
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) It'd have its perks.

Jet Sett4/30/2017, 2:28:55 AM11 votes

TwistedFate I suppose he can help with the financial issues.

Rakan There are only 2 beds in this house, I better get a thank you since I don't use mine.

Ivern This would be awesome, assuming he can provide food and freshen this air.

Blue Moon Wolf4/30/2017, 4:59:25 AM11 votes

http://i1042.photobucket.com/albums/b430/bluemoonwolf8/BlueMoonWolf_zpsqbl79kbj.png : ... Wu, we need to talk about your prank you keep trying to pull on me...

MonkeyKing : Which one?

http://i1042.photobucket.com/albums/b430/bluemoonwolf8/BlueMoonWolf_zpsqbl79kbj.png : wait, what do you mean "which one"?

MonkeyKing : I'm a master at pranking, of course I wouldn't only set up just one prank ;)

http://i1042.photobucket.com/albums/b430/bluemoonwolf8/BlueMoonWolf_zpsqbl79kbj.png : ...

Gnar : Shu shu waba naka maka?

http://i1042.photobucket.com/albums/b430/bluemoonwolf8/BlueMoonWolf_zpsqbl79kbj.png : Sure, help yourself to leftovers.

pie flies out and hit's Gnar in the face

Gnar : ... eye twitch

http://i1042.photobucket.com/albums/b430/bluemoonwolf8/BlueMoonWolf_zpsqbl79kbj.png : ........

MonkeyKing : ... oh right... gnar lives here too .__.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-63hSx7-10Rw/U9vmhluh_pI/AAAAAAAAEKw/9lX41uZSXWY/s1600/GnarBig_Square.jpg : GNAAAAAARRRRR!!!!

a few minutes and one destroyed home later

http://i1042.photobucket.com/albums/b430/bluemoonwolf8/BlueMoonWolf_zpsqbl79kbj.png : ... welp, now we're ALL homeless >_>

MonkeyKing : .... worth .__.

Mira Arya Enthe4/30/2017, 3:41:51 AM10 votes

Shyvana Chill and watch netflix ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Riven Spend the entire time begging her to teach me of combat arts and Ki stuff. since I am already a martial artist.

Leona BBQ

Soraka Maybe she can fix my Tinnitus, Arthritis and blood sugar issues ;~;

Ashe I have a feeling it would be a cool month.

Malzahar Extend him pity and hugs regarding his ~~doesn't~~rework.

Sejuani Probably would feed me to Bristle tbh.

Pantheon I get cookies and cakes at least :L

MasterYi See Riven.

BIAKaboose4/30/2017, 12:49:57 PM10 votes

Braum

"So uh, do you work out or..." ~Axton Bright side, I can piss off whoever I want, what are they gonna do, shoot me? Throw something? Good luck. The house would be covered in poro shedding I'm sure. I think Braum would be a pretty cool dude to hang out with, probably gives killer massages, he's just that kind of bro.

Shaco

Fuck. Too much orange smoke, too many boxes. I would probably still be finding random boxes for ages and the walls would probably be trashed from all the clone-splosions. It wouldn't be so much fun as utterly terrifying, think Saw mixed with Jaws, with a dabble of the Dark Crystal. Granted, if it's just Adam Harrington crashing at my place that would be pretty cool.

Veigar

.... Endless short jokes... or at least until he nukes me from orbit in my sleep. House? I think you mean "crater". Depends, can they teach me how to use magic to infinitely gain power for personal gain? Because if so hot damn could I make a lot of money as a bodyguard or assassin. "What do you mean the boss is dead?" "Well this giant black glowey space wall formed around giant obsidian pillars knocked everyone unconscious and when we woke up the only thing left was pieces".

Skarner

Too many glowing rocks, but it wouldn't be too bad if they were outside, would make for good rave lights. I figure he'd rather be surrounded by natural materials, so he probably wouldn't affect the house too much in theory. I'm imagining riding a gigantic crystal scorpion around town and wondering what part of it wouldn't be fun. Granted he is kind of depressed seeming with the whole "All of his kind are dead" thing, so depending on how much that was a problem for him maybe not super fun, but hey, people gotta grieve.

MagicFlyingLlama4/29/2017, 11:36:25 PM9 votes

Ahri Oh well. [zombie-brand-clap]

Boompenguins4/30/2017, 3:36:34 AM8 votes

Me: Here you go, this is the best orange chicken I can make! Lulu : THAT TASTED PURPLE!

koshkyra4/30/2017, 12:58:40 PM8 votes

Lissandra Oh god, she'd freeze me to death in my sleep, wouldn't she?

Terozu4/30/2017, 12:03:08 AM7 votes

Katarina Lux Ezreal Teemo I'd introduce Kat to my sister, they'd hang out, I'd introduce Teemo to psychedelic mushrooms, and spend the entire month trying to hook up Ezreal and Lux. -EDIT- Oh yeah, and Annie Would become an LoL Junkie.

Kingnewgameplus4/30/2017, 6:14:16 AM6 votes

Lux WAKE UP!!!! Me: It's 5 in the morning... Lux IT'S NEVER TOO EARLY TO HAVE A GREAT DAY! Me: A great day for me is sleep, therefor you are ruining my great day Lux charges ult Me: Alright, I'm up!

69944531DEL14/30/2017, 2:51:37 AM6 votes

Taliyah Good thing I live in Missouri, our soil is full of fuckin rocks

EvilMerodach4/30/2017, 2:58:48 PM5 votes

Udyr Shyvana Rammus ...welp, I can kiss my $600 deposit goodbye. But everything will turn out 'ok' in the end.

Also, do any of these even have a house?

Me: How do you lose an entire desert?? (and get it back in a month...????) Rammus : meh Me: Plus I don't even think you'll fit through the front door... Rammus : ok Rammus rolls through side of house Me: okay.. http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/082/456/Okay.png

Retrauk4/30/2017, 5:07:11 PM4 votes

Nami You know. I don't think this'd be too bad actually. Things might get a bit wet at worst.

Dracocrash4/30/2017, 4:35:25 AM4 votes

Fizz : .... my house kinda blew up..

me :.....

Fizz: ......

me:......

Fizz:...im bored...

me: ...are you hungry?

Fizz : yes!Whats on the menu?

Me: seafood >:)

proceeds to make fizz chops

nwtfrutalkinabt4/30/2017, 6:04:40 AM4 votes

Shaco going crazy because he never use a door.

PhoenixOfHeaven4/30/2017, 4:02:49 PM4 votes

Anivia -Intense temperature drop throughout the house. Also probably wouldn't cost me THAT much to get her fed...? Though the heat bills would go up big time.

KogMaw -I really don't wanna think about this one....

Sejuani -My bets are she'd frequently challenge me for territory for portions of the house. "I challenge you to a fight to near-death! Winner gains possession of the kitchen!" "First of all, No. Second of all, if we were to do such a thing, shouldn't we do something less harmful?" "Fine! I challenge you to a game of Monopoly, for control of the Kitchen!" "sigh"

Valeckserai4/30/2017, 4:04:55 PM4 votes

Karthus ...

I'd be dodging a lot of exploding skittles for the whole month as he relentlessly tried to murder me while preaching about how death is awesome.
It would be absolutely destroyed if I was good at dodging his q, if not then it would just have one spot on the floor that needed repairs. And I'm guessing anywhere that he walked/floated with defile on would be wrecked as well. I'm also not sure if Requiem would only hit me or if it would crash through the ceiling as well (it DOES look like a giant laser beam after all)
No. And it wouldn't really be living with him, it would be dying with him, and he wouldn't leave my house until I was dead probably, even if the one month period was up. Bastard.

Thinking about it, why the hell did I agree to this in the first place?