I'm waiting to log in, tell me why you play your main!

4th Chiming Lamb·Feb 26, 2016·29 votes·5,595 views

Just a way to pass the time while we wait for our turns in the login cue. Anyone up for this? I main because I get to act vulnerable, then they try to exploit me and I kick their faces in!

222 Comments

MasterPranksterFeb 27, 201630 votes

Zed I love the champion, he's angsty, i'm angsty, he was tryhard in lore, im tryhard in lol, hes a ninja, im a ninja (except for the ninja part), he has no gf, i have no gf btw call me

the similarities are there, riot practically saw a pic of me in highschool and was like damn lets make a champion after him

then after releasing gragas, they made zed some time later.

Malicious MetalFeb 26, 201629 votes

Because I like my Champions how I like my Music.

Over InnsmouthFeb 26, 20165 votes

French and light-footed?

(I swear I'm not stalking you)

Malicious MetalFeb 27, 20164 votes

.>> << v_v

DREADN0UGHTFeb 27, 20166 votes

The man who doesn't need an introduction.

Excitidly InsaneFeb 26, 201621 votes

Gangplank Because I can legitimately type in all-chat all throughout the game the following :

"Yarr harr fiddle dee dee, a pirate's life is all right with me, do what you want cause a pirate is free, you are a pirate!"

SkelenthFeb 26, 20166 votes

"Yo Ho! Ahoi and avast! Being a pirate is really badass! Hang up the flag at the end of the mast! You are a pirate."

I main Vel'Koz, because I'm sick of building AP. I only build magic pen now.

charcharmunroFeb 26, 201625 votes

"Yarr harr, fiddle dee dee, being a pirate is fucking OP, critting all day and cleansing CC, you are a pirate."

Sahn UzalFeb 27, 20162 votes

Welp, do you mean critting every once in a while? He doesn't get to place as many barrels anymore y'know :P summoner 31

Maokai Has WoodFeb 26, 201618 votes

I like trees.

Oh No My LegFeb 27, 20163 votes

Me too.

HayRossFeb 26, 201615 votes

Garen The stupid shit that this man is able of pulling off is astounding

charcharmunroFeb 27, 20166 votes

Being a fed Garen is... Kinda ridiculous. You almost feel sorry for the enemy team that you can just dance in their base when they have all their inhibitor turrets up and none of them can do anything about it.

X Anivia XFeb 26, 201610 votes

ANIVIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Anivia Because summoner 12 ing eggs in toplane and ridiculous damage in midlane.

OrreoFeb 26, 20166 votes

Xerath Cuz you can spam abilities, never be oom, hit level 6 and use 2 abilities to push lane then walk halfway down the river and ult for a kill or assist bot lane... Plus in team fights i can just chill in the back line and easily melt their back line, while also making it easier for team mates with less range to get to the other teams back line! soooooo strong.

Added bonus: People rage cause they don't understand the hit box on his Q :D

AceInYourHoleFeb 26, 20165 votes

i rage because his hotboxes are insanely broken. I'm surprised he isn't played more tbh. Hes annoying af

Mr RobotöFeb 26, 20165 votes

His hotboxes aren't broken! They're full of fun!

GOD OF HEMTAlFeb 27, 20166 votes

Ahri because i like hentai and anime

SakuraZzz Feb 26, 20164 votes

I main morgana because ppl underestimate her and she can just rip you. Plus lets be honest...BS is so awesome to just walk away from a gank.

CoryLehyFeb 26, 20164 votes

I Main MonkeyKing because his W can outplay almost anyone if timed right. He has amazing pushing ability, he's fast, has great damage, an AOE ulti with hard cc and huge dmg, can invis and leave a clone behind that can eat enemy abilities/DMG, can still go tanks and peel incredibly well, he also is rarely banned. I think MonkeyKing is probably one of the best top laners and one of the most well balanced champions in general.

4th Chiming LambFeb 26, 20165 votes

My most-spoken whenever my level-24 friend fights a Wukong; "Dude, you just ulted the clone"

Bunny SmoogFeb 26, 20164 votes

I main Nami because I love her lore, playstyle, and move set. Her lore is just amazing to me, and is almost Disney/Pixar-esque. The struggles, and her almost coming of age. Her playstyle is well...koi (teehee). She can be gentle and sit back, but then become aggressive and disrupt the whole enemy team. Her moves are just really cool. I mean, with her Q, doesn't anyone else have flashbacks to Naruto and the first big battle they were up against? Her heal is surprisingly strong with ap, and damaging as well, plus just the way it works is really interesting. Then with her E...well there's nothing cooler then hitting an E on your adc that gives the last bit of damage/slow to really catch a person out. So in short.... FISH Nami Fizz TahmKench

invisiblecat1Feb 26, 20164 votes

"I main Urgot , Yorick , and Aatrox " Said no one ever

Mr VulcanatorFeb 27, 20164 votes

I main no one because I'm flexible!

CupkekFeb 27, 20164 votes

Udyr I'm in a bear suit.

Hardstuck G4Feb 26, 20163 votes

Kalista because, let's be real, there's nothing more fun that making the opponent chase you for an hour and a half before you press your kill button :D

4th Chiming LambFeb 26, 20163 votes

Having those ten spears in me with >200 health is terrifying... I know that at any moment, Kali can END ME. It's scarier than...that one horror game with bears no one talks about anymore.

JasęnFeb 26, 20163 votes

I main Diana and Ashe because people seem to think they're underpowered when you don't do anything till six. I love getting poked out of lane as Diana, only to recall, do a wolf camp and teleport to lane with six to rofl stomp that bitch ass lissandra that's been poking me all game. And Ashe is a kite lord, so even if she does get bullied out lane with ganks, get a couple kills with arrow and you're right back in it.

PROJECT KatarìnaFeb 26, 20163 votes

I just love how people say Zed isnt balanced when Katarina is now condisered balanced yet a year ago all they could do was complain about her. but besides the point I main Fizz cause Im tired of getting ganked and dying whenever I have to go in to kill a fed carry as anyone else.

SEE WHAT YOU HAVE DONE TO ME YOU DID THIS YOU DID IT YOU MADE A NEW FIZZ MAIN!!!!

Duchess KatarinaFeb 26, 20163 votes

Katarina Simply, because I like that she is an assassin with a bunch of aoe dmg!

warpenguin555Feb 27, 20163 votes

Malzahar because fuck your assassin picks

RalanrFeb 26, 20162 votes

I main Sion because I like barreling down the lane like a burning tank and the ability to provide massive amounts of CC for my team.

I don't care if it's unreliable CC. If anything, it makes my ability to outplay people all the sweeter.

Excitidly InsaneFeb 26, 20168 votes

"cowaaaaaAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa..." what they hear when you blaze past the entire enemy team.

Mr RobotöFeb 26, 20164 votes

Or when you're fleeing a gank.

VeraskaFeb 26, 20162 votes

I main yasuo because I like pressing buttons and I always feel like I can get better with him

Truly PridefulFeb 26, 20162 votes

I main Caitlyn ( and turning into Jhin ) because I enjoy their styles of play. Caitlyn just feels good to play to me, I enjoy the fort building with her traps just daring people to engage on your team.

I love Jhin because at 100% crit I get to be Sonic and his ultimate might be the coolest thing in the game. His VO is also just godlike.

Frost HellfireFeb 26, 20162 votes

I main Zed because I've always loved playing assassins in the mid lane. (Don't hate me.) The outplays you can do with Zed are so satisfying and flashy. I also used to take pride in people complimenting me when I played well with Zed before he became known as a "brain dead champion" due to the recent buffs and Duskblade addition.

Void NargacugaFeb 26, 201629 votes

I'm guessing you end games with this thought afterwards often:

http://img.memecdn.com/zed-boiled-noodles_fb_3450369.jpg

Excitidly InsaneFeb 26, 20162 votes

I play Zed for the sole reason of using that meme.

Void NargacugaFeb 26, 20162 votes

I like playing Zed too now, ever since I got him that is... Gods that glorious count down to the Death Mark POP when you see the Shuriken informing you of their imminent demise... Priceless.

EvilRabbittFeb 26, 20162 votes

The struggle when you can't answer because your main is perma-banned :C And now you need a new one :C

lonsacFeb 26, 20162 votes

that means you used to main DrMundo or Jax

EvilRabbittFeb 26, 20162 votes

Bronze elo, no one builds armor- Fiora . I miss Fiora :C but everyone calls me an unskilled pleb no life hater when I pick her. :C

Edit: And I don't mean just the enemy team #feelsbadman

PROJECT KatarìnaFeb 27, 20163 votes

Hmm its almost like you can go Tank and Deal %health true damage.

EvilRabbittFeb 27, 20164 votes

Thank you for making my point. Thank you so much for pointing out how toxic everyone is towards me for playing someone I've enjoyed playing for close to a year now. Yeesh.

IPromiseTomorrowFeb 26, 20162 votes

Thresh Because being edgy and making plays with him brings a satisfying soul to devourer.

LannisterFeb 26, 20162 votes

I main Ahri because I absolutely love her personality, and the versatility in her kit. I can change my playstyle with ease to match the needs of our team. She was also the first 6300 champ I had saved up for, I was way too excited at the time.

GP Ulted IranFeb 27, 20162 votes

I like being all spooled up Corki

BacardiBearFeb 27, 20162 votes

I main Talon because i love punishing the smallest mistake from an enemy, snowballing, and doing orgasmic AoE blade damage. I get a mini high whenever i instantly burst multiple enemies.