I out-level both junglers without even going to lane

My name is River Singed. I play River Singed. I usually get filled support but never go to lane. I hang out in the river and just gank mid/top all game and what amazes me is even though it may take me 7 or 8 minutes to hit level 3, the game Mario Karts my ass back up to the front of the line and I out-level both jungles usually around level 9 and for the rest of the game.

This game is a dumpster fire and I enjoy adding to it's dumpstery-ness