Can we get an ETA on fixing matchmaking?

Riot, your matchmaking sucks. Still. We've been asking for you to fix it for SIX YEARS. That's right, SIX YEARS. You are still matching noobies against experienced players. You are still putting all the noobies on one team, one or none on the other. FIX THE GOD DAMNED MATCHMAKING. How hard can it be? Have noobies play each other. They have more fun that way. They actually can enjoy the game that way. They won't be abused by toxic teammates that way. Do you realize, fixing matchmaking would put an end to toxicity as a problem in the community? Have experienced players play each other. They have more fun that way. They actually can enjoy the game that way. They won't constantly be matched in hopeless contests, with all the noobies on one team. Do you realize how EASY it will be to fix matchmaking? Do you realize the positive gains we will get? And that we will lose NOTHING? If you need help figuring this out, just ask us. Or ask any six year old, to figure out the simple concept of balanced teams. We are waiting. And waiting. And waiting.

Fix this bullshit.