How to lose Ranked games: A Guide!

The first thing you need to do is pick your champion. I'd recommend picking your comfort champion. Someone you're good on. Someone you can get CS with. The next thing you need to do when you get in game is look for openings to get kills. The more kills you get, the more gold you get. Gold gives you items.

After that, I'd recommend getting fed in your lane. That way, when the rest of your lanes lose, and bottom gets 4 man ganked while your jungler is jerking off in his jungle, you can feel worse about losing.

In mid game, you really want to focus on getting as fed as possible, and then make sure to watch the map as your team gets farmed over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over. By this point, the enemy mid laner that you crushed in lane should be equal in kills to you by now.

Next up on my guide on how to lose every game, is trying to communicate with your team. To pull off this strategy, you want to continuously give constructive advice on how to come back into the game, as well as ping. This allows your team to completely and utterly ignore you and continuously get double killed around the map. Showing your interest in winning only further increases your chances of losing.

The last piece of advice I can suggest if you want to lose ranked games is to simply queue for ranked. You have a statistically proven 89% chance of losing ranked games ( according to a study conducted by Harvard) simply by queueing. Riot hates you, hates the fact you spend money on skins in the false hope that you'll have fun using them, and riot hates players who want to win.

Try ranked today!