Making URF permanent (we should have a week long live client poll)

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i have read so many posts regarding why URF should not be permanent that i have become quite agitated. opinions aside this is up to RIOT (or the mysterious creator of THE BUFF, yes i do want to know who made it). i doubt anyone from RIOT will be reading this as it is rhetoric at this point. if i even so much as speak my point of view on the subject, people would disagree in horde fashion. instead i will be objective. i have not bought riot points in ages. i do not plan too. i never play standard summoners rift games, EVER( i think about it and decide its too slow for me). all i do is play one intermediate bot game a day and hope that noobs feed so i can solo carry 1v5 with garen (feels like URF). this serves only one function, to check if URF is available to play so i can tell my friends and family. occasionally i play ARAM. sometimes i play ARAM all day, and think about URF every time i queue. sadly i am thinking of uninstalling, because although i am a responsible URF player and i actually eat and sleep during the time URF is available, when i log in and see no URF. i sometimes literally cry. i get angry, i get depressed. i wonder why riot does not want my money anymore. it is nearing the point of emotional trauma. dont get the wrong idea. i say all of this lightly.

(V:THE RIDICULOUS PERSONAL CRAP:V) as a result i have thought of many solutions. lying about my background as a video game designer to pressure riot into making the next move with URF sooner rather than later. we all know they are so busy making new things, reworking old things, balancing existing things, and listening to complaints about all with retort and countermand. the other option i think of is literally doing it. literally becoming a programmer and stealing this game the old fashioned way, good old copyright loopholes. i apologize if you are offended now, reader beware. i want to steal every single last champion, i want to make a perfect replica of the minion line which i now study, i want to make a grand heist of the summoners rift map, and lastly i want to perfectly replicate URF. i want to call the game ULTIMATE RAPID FIRE.

yes i have money to go to school, yes i am thinking about risking everything to steal this game. no i do not care about money, if i do this it will be nonprofit and money will go to charity. unless it gets big then i look forward to giving back to players as RIOT has done. no i wont give riot a dime until they give us URF at least as a custom mode. i am currently very angry and fighting tears because of all the people who have not spoken up about making URF permanent.

even worse i have thought about pitching the gamemode to another company, somebody who would see the market for A FAST PACED MOBA, nay*[zombie-brand-facepalm]* THE ONLY FAST PACED MOBA. hey blizzard, people are tired of cooldowns, steal riots bank.

i have thought about staging an RP boycott until URF is permanent, i already am boycotting RP.

will i quit now? no. will i keep playing league and look like a total dumbass in lane until URF comes back. yup

i am so sick of seeing it. the fights and flaming, the pings, the inting, the leavers, and me. standing there in lane wondering why all the people you hate laning with cannot just play URF in peace. thus allowing you your incredibly slow "action packed" cooldown experience. fighting tears again. anyway enjoy hating me for dying or some stupid mishap. not like i can recover in such a terribly agonizingly slow gamemode like standard.

p.s. please dont troll this post. thanks.[slayer-jinx-unamused] maybe take a live poll for a week riot, see how many people would buy more RP if URF was a gamemode. personally i want ranked URF. after all i am a scientist. but hey take your time making players angry with added content. #nerfreworkwarwick