DEAR RIOT... (And I'd love to be flowery or subtle like others but...)

HOW IN THE BLUE BLAZES DOES YOUR BALANCE TEAM THINK THAT ZOE IS FIRETRUCKING BALANCED?!!?

ahem

That is to say, at a certain level in the game where the average squishy champion has say about 1200 health. And a Zoe can put me to sleep, land her Q, take me down to 22 health and then just casually auto-attack me, do you think maybe your cap on Sleepy Bubble's doubling damage on whatever ability lands next might need to be tweaked? Just a tad. (Btw, I only survived with said 22 health thanks to Barrier blocking 255 so let's just think on that for a moment).

Or change(/read: nerf into Hell) the AP ratio on said Q.

Or better yet, DO BOTH.

This champion is sooooooooooo toxic right now. And while that may be working for the people taking the time to invest in her playstyle (which you're going to say is the trade off for her damage but no), a FLIPPING FRIGATE FAIRLY good Zoe GIVES YOU NO COUNTERPLAY. There is none. NONE.

From a FAIRLY GOOD ONE!

If SON OF A MOTHER DUCK challenger level players can't stand up to playing versus Zoe then WTF do you think is happening to me?!!!

ahem - deep breath

So, for next patch, why don't you guys, you know, look into that. Thanks.

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