I love being a jungle main.....not

suOD4kgVpm·7/7/2015, 10:05:39 PM·5 votes·706 views

Just had to share my last 2 games with you guys. First game we start out strong. I gank top a few times get nasus a couple of kills. I have an Ahri mid who cant land a skillshot to save her life. She ends dying a couple of times to Katrina because she went all in but missed her charm EVERYTIME. Believe or not she didn't flame tho. By mid game I'm 8/1/7 as wukong jungle with both dragons for our team including one that I stole. My kalista/leona bot lane is getting destroyed by this vayne/janna lane. Who at the end of the game said they were diamond 5 smurfs. So me and nasus are trying to carry the game. I got nasus fed and now hes 1v2ing the top lane and their jungler. We end up losing the game because of bad plays made by mid and bot lane which was expected. Out of all people who is the first person to start flaming......Kalista. Tells me I'm a horrible jungler and I have no map pressure or awareness..... while I'm 8/1/7 with all the drags and shes 0 and 5 and did about 9k damage to champs by the end of the game. After we lost she flames Ahri, Leona, and I.

Next game I wukong jungle again. I take my blue and go for a level 2 gank bot lane because they pushed WAY up. We get a double kill and all of bots summs. I then go to my red to take it. Darius starts flaming already that he hasn't gotten any ganks. It's like the 4 min mark and I haven't even taken my first red yet since I level 2 ganked bot which gave us all of bots summs and a double kill. About a min later I head back down to bot because the enemy lane is pushing again. We get another double kill. At this point I'm 2/0/2 and my ADC is 2/0/2 at about the 5 minute mark. Darius then dies top lane, which was the first death on our team. He then flames the shit out of me and calls me "bad" and I'm a "loser". Then says hes going to AFK. He then decides to go to the enemy junglers gromp and try and steal it. He gets spotted by gragas and instead of leaving he keeps trying to kill it. Top and mid collapse on him and he dies again. I actually get there at the last second and pick up another kill and get out alive. 5 seconds later "Darius has disconnected" pops up. He doesn't come back back because I'm "bad" and I'm just a "loser". I end up going 17/0/5 and we win the game despite being a 4v5 and 10 year old Darius loses out on a free win.

Just remember guys whenever something bad happens just make sure you blame your jungler. It is always their fault.

4 Comments

Alljoy7/7/2015, 10:13:48 PM3 votes

#ThanksObamaJungle

The Quinndred7/8/2015, 4:50:54 AM2 votes

Well... I guess they gotta blame you cause you are a Junglers Fault. Sorry. I'll leave now. However i do want to make a point about how, if someone is super behind in lane, and you as a jungler are not fed, then you can't expect a gank. It will simply give your opponent a double or kill the jungler/force him to back causing other lanes that could easily snowball of a gank or a dragon being up, which isn't beneficial to the team.