Why do tanks auto-win lane?
They take the smallest amount of skill to play, are least punishable for errors, are useful no matter what.... yet ornn gives me (fiora) 3 vital procs on a lvl 1 trade and whats the result? oh ornn is 3/4 hp remaining and fio is 1/4 remaining.
Hell, you could even put a fuckin bronze in a diamond game in the top lane with ornn and nobody would know the difference until 20 minutes into the game because of how small his risk/reward ratio is.
If fiora is fighting another carry and gets vital procs like that it's almost always a won trade for fiora. But put ornnnnn the fat retard with no cooldowns on shields and cc and as much damage as rumble in the game then... oh what a fun interactive lane, oh he just fucked up big time and oh wait he still come out even rip...
People hate yasuo and teemo and shit but think about it, you can actually fight a yasuo or teemo and hard win the lane. If yasuo or teemo get down 0/7 they're gonna be useless as fuck. But some shit like Ornnnn, oh lost lane no big. How the fuck could it lose lane? god knows. But no worries, he will still have no cooldowns, be unkillable, and do it ALL with 0 SKILL.
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