I find it sad I can be a troll/useless piece of crap and still end up winning a normal game just by dicking around and collecting around 100 meepo stacks and 3 shotting the entire enemy team after they decide to shit talk me. ((Bard's passive gets really stupid op after 60 stacks))((I was giving them a free win, but the shit talking kind of got old.))
But yet I can't win a ranked game to save my life. Whut do?
Dreadlocks1 votesClearly when you apply yourself you can win a ranked game. Cough Cough* plat 5
CaptnJakSparrow1 votesClearly when you apply yourself you can win a ranked game. Cough Cough* plat 5
I'm not sure if that's a complement or an insult.
I've been plat 1 on two accounts, and both for some reason or another tilted back to 4/5 due to massive loss streaks with dumb gg 5 minute stomps.
I'll just be chilling in the jungle, doing my level 1 stoner brother camps and the next thing I know I hear "first blood, double kill. An ally has been slain, an ally has been slain."
Then I look at the score 0/4. Mid: "Open mid, gg afk." -has left the game-
Adc: "omg noob jungle, why u no gank."
. . . I HAVENT EVEN HIT LEVEL 2 YET OFF THE GOD DAMN STONE GOLEMS YOU FUCKING DOUCHE.
Adc: "Omg so toxic, reported. get guud %%%. rekt. afk."
. . .
Top: "Yeah fuck this. Noob jungle. Reported. Afk."
. . . I literally. Did not even . Get. To finish my very first fucking camp. Holy. Fucking. Shit.
-we all have bad days. You've been reported for negative behavior. PLay better faogt. You have been chat restricted for 10 games!-
Aaaand that's basically been every game I've had with ranked for the last two months.
Dreadlocks1 votesMore or less a compliment, I'm saying you are good enough to win a ranked game. I'm not saying i see what goes on in your ranked games but I'm sure you can muscle out a few victories. Just go back to focusing on ur thing and ignore all the QQers on ur team.
StealthWarden1 voteswhats a bard jungle?
CaptnJakSparrow1 voteswhats a bard jungle?
A legendary story teller obviously. Too bad he can't talk :B