Braum's Moustache size should scale with his AP.

No it should scale with his health!

Finally, someone who knows something about balance in this game! I applaud you, sir. A well thought out post. People ranting about champion balance, take note! It's changes like this that keep me playing this game.

#LCSbigstache

You mean max HP? Real men build health. Braum is a real man, therefore he builds health. "It is easy! See?"

If you don't build health, "maybe someday you will be strong like... Baby!"

Wasn't there a thread on old GD like this, except with Sona's breast size?

Bard's beard should grow with AP... oh wait... no room to.

It should scale with the damage he takes/blocks with his shield.

"What's that? You were trying to hurt me? I couldn't hear you over my mustache!"

Eventually his shield is just his mustache.

Draven's should scale with AD, or his stacks.

we must turn this into a braum pick thread like old GD. plz

Best lane Draven Braum. Stack mustaches until they block the lane.

Braums Auto attacks also need to apply a mustache to his targets

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ef9bwo4zP9Y

And something else.

...his heart. obviously.

should scale with his movespeed, flapping through the wind majestically as he sprints down the lane to help his allies.

I could defiantly see this be a portion of his Ultimate skin. Think: Protector Braum, with a massive mustache, golden shield, an ice poro Q, and other such awesomeness.

Oh, and the mustache should scale with HP, and add to his hitbox, so he becomes Zac

You're all wrong. Braum's mustachio should clearly scale by poro love.

it should just scale to the point where he is eventually a walking moustache.

It does need to happen but it should scale with health.

Draven's moustache should then scale with AD

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Yes

This.

After a certain size, Braum's moustache counts as a small patch of moving brush, hiding any allies directly behind Braum.

(Except to enemies who are also inside Braum's moustache.)

yessss

I think Braum should auto using his mustache.

a giant mustache from Freljiord running around the fields of justice

Care to explain how he would look like wearing 6 Rabadons?

Skin: Legendary Mustache Braum - passive symbol is a mustache, and his mustache size scales with health.