Creepiest pattern ever

Ok. Bronze 4 right now this is how it works on my account. Hit promos (this is the chain) win my 1st. Lose my 2nd and 3rd (without fail, win 1st-lose 2 and 3). Fail series. Lose first game after series. 50/50 chance to lose second. Gain "3 game win streak icon" hit promos. Win 1st. Lose 2nd. Lose 3rd. Drop outta series. Lose next one....you see something super spooky? Look at my match history if you don't believe. ITS CONSISTENT!!!!! Rito doesn't want me to be free. That or my sub-conscience is like "bronze 4 safe, you don't really wanna win".