LOL good luck in ranked new toplane mains

AlterMordred··5 votes·1,228 views

Idk Riot, your pushing counter picks in top (I.E Poppy is now an anti dash pick, Kled is an anti heal pick and Renekton is an anti shield pick etc) but if someone makes a new account and doesnt own every single fucking toplaner what do they do?

Your balancing around the fact that if the enemy picks Aatrox I own Kled or if they pick this fucking 'thing' Riven I own Poppy

But what if they dont own Poppy or Kled? Fuck do I do? You balanced around the fact I own them but I dont, I dont like playing Poppy, I tried, it was boring. Enemy Riven had a fun laning phase behind her tower and I had a fun time with my hand on the W key and the other {NSFW} but new players cant be pumping out 6.3k BE for Kled and then 4.8k BE for Renekton and 450 for Poppy, what if they enjoy playing Urgot ? Oh but they cant buy him cause its essential to buy Renekton Kled Poppy for counterpicking!

And no other lane has to do this, from my experience supports like Thresh have to be wary of Morgana , ok Adc's are just a "whos early vs whos late" (I.E, dont pick Ashe into Draven ) Idk much about mid but they seem to hate these fuckers Yasuo Talon Zed but thats as much as I can comment Jungle is a free for all, not much counterpicking goes on from what ive seen (Except Trundle for Sejuani if you want to go that far)

Its just us, we ask for Riven nerfs you give Renekton a shield break and Poppy a W buff, we ask for healing to be reduced you buff Kled (and Katarina ), JUST NERF THE CHAMPIONS, RIVENS WINRATE AND PICKRATE ARE ABSURDLY HIGH

https://u.gg/lol/champions/riven/build?rank=diamond_plus FUCK IS THAT DUDE 52.9% WR and 11.6% pickrate on a 'hard champion'

Ok Azir is also a hard champion why is he sitting on a 47.64% WR (with a much lower) pickrate of 4.7% https://u.gg/lol/champions/azir/build?rank=diamond_plus

Edit: Sorry if im wrong about the laning phase picks on the ADC/Mid section I dont main them, correct me if im wrong

17 Comments

preternatural3 votes

we making counter picks a thing again? mind unlocking item 4401 and WOTA while you're at it. also increase base hp across the board, thanks. item 2004

Tahminatrix 2 votes

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Your balancing around the fact that if the enemy picks Aatrox I own Kled or if they pick this fucking 'thing' Riven they own Poppy

I think you flipped the counters.

rawiazam11 votes

indeed, poppy owns riven. you can legit almost do nothing for 30 mins

Sona Ping1 votes

Re-read that.

AlterMordred1 votes

[{quoted}](name=Tahminatrix ,realm=NA,application-id=3ErqAdtq,discussion-id=3advxFbY,comment-id=0000,timestamp=2019-07-27T00:21:24.620+0000)

I think you flipped the counters.

? Poppy counters riven and Kleds Q now counters Aatrox's healing, am I wrong?

Edit: I changed my post to be less confusing mb

Tahminatrix 1 votes

when one character "owns" another it usually means the owner beats the ownie..

You said riven owns poppy.

Sona Ping1 votes

[{quoted}](name=Tahminatrix ,realm=NA,application-id=3ErqAdtq,discussion-id=3advxFbY,comment-id=000000020000,timestamp=2019-07-27T01:39:57.479+0000)

when one character "owns" another it usually means the owner beats the ownie..

You said riven owns poppy.

"owns: verb to have or hold as one's own; possess"

is what the world usually means.

saphireflame1231 votes

There are a whole lot of top laners that don't get countered by those three, and those three aren't played very often. Therefore you are wrong about this. How about playing one of the 30 top laners that don't get countered by those three guys.

AlterMordred1 votes

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There are a whole lot of top laners that don't get countered by those three, and those three aren't played very often. Therefore you are wrong about this. How about playing one of the 30 top laners that don't get countered by those three guys.

Yes but they are starting the trend of making top champions counterpicks, in other words, these are the first 3 to receive changes and probably wont be the last

Mavëríck1 votes

Kled vs Aatrox is still a skill match up. That GW on Kled has to actually LAND to be effective and it's a skill shot. I've managed to win against a couple Kled's trying to go all in on me constantly and I just bait their cool downs and poke with Q1 + Q2 as Aatrox. The REAL scary part is making sure you can hit him with your sweet spots and time your W + E before Kled remounts.

I main Aatrox even now, and Kled is tough, but nowhere near unbeatable. It's one of the more fun and interactive match ups I've had in awhile and it's a satisfying early game. Sadly, whoever wins top pretty much wins the game. Kled is pretty feast or famine, and Aatrox has a harder time playing from behind, but still can if he groups, which is bad vs Kled who can push waves like a mother fucker.

preternatural1 votes

i count 75+ champs for top lane.

AlterMordred1 votes

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i count 75+ champs for top lane.

Ok i count 70 for midlane dont ever complain about Yasuo/Zed/Talon again, just pick Malzhar or Lissandra

preternatural1 votes

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Ok i count 70 for midlane dont ever complain about Yasuo/Zed/Talon again, just pick Malzhar or Lissandra

malzahar and lissandra into those? lmao ok, not what i would do but sure.

KlydeFrog1 votes

Or just pick zilean and laugh cause no one beats him

AlterMordred1 votes

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malzahar and lissandra into those? lmao ok, not what i would do but sure.

:)))))))))

KlydeFrog1 votes

Or I can just go volibear or brolaf? Just saying

The thigh guy1 votes

Is this a meme? Cause adc has literally been pick top 3 or lose for years now. Why is it only a problem when it’s in top lane?

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