champion select taunts in dire need of update

all champions give a taunt when selected in champ select. it used to be just a statement directed at the summoner who chose them, but now it is directed at everyone in the champ select like a taunt. nearly all of these statements now, either make no sense now or are complete wiffs, such as sona's "only you can hear me summoner" or maokai's "I do your bidding - for now"; or feel very out of place such as lux's "tactical decision summoner"; or now have the wrong grammar such as darius' "they will regret opposing me!" which would make more sense directed at the opponents, "you will regret opposing me" or perhaps just a new taunt entirely.