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Armored Yokai··69 votes·5,647 views

QUICK TAKE CHAMPS THAT ARE COUNTERED BY HIM

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Saianna8 votes

OH MY EFFING GOD

AMAZING! MOAR NAO!

Dracocrash8 votes

I'm sure that 5% playrate champ must have crowded your game very hard.

Verdade5 votes

He's pick/ban in bronze tho

Dracocrash5 votes

http://na.op.gg/statistics/champion/

48.9% win rate in bronze :T

Verdade7 votes

You can't explain that to bronzies, which is why they are bronze after all

reaperteaser3 votes

its not that we dont understand winrates/playrates, its that we just dont want to deal with it. same reason for blitz bans

Zherron Vorse1 votes

Ima teemo main in bronze 4 and in my experience they ignore Teemo in team fights and you can bait everyone wherever you want them to go.

FantasySniper2 votes

Except Blitz is at like 53% win rate at any rank.

Xonra1 votes

No he isn't. <_<

ThatEkko7 votes

RIVEN RIVEN RIVEN GO RIVEN MAINS!

TheMinez11 votes

Time to play Singed, since I am good enough to beat Teemo anyways (Even if he is a counter) and love playing vs her as Singed. Singed beats riven in lore and ingame.

500000000000000012 votes

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Singed beats riven in lore

2 soon

TheMinez1 votes

Hasn't it been that way for multiple seasons? Singed made the gas that killed Riven's entire unit in the Noxus Ionia invasion.

Faceroll Tactics3 votes

Singed literally 1v5d and riven only survived cause of guardian angel.

Or plot armor, she borrowed it from gangplank and graves.

Ariel the Cruel2 votes

I like playing Soraka into Riven. They flip out so much when they can't cheese. XD

Gregor Gysi2 votes

Don't they just wreck you at level 3 and post 6? I really can't see this working out at all.

Ariel the Cruel4 votes

They wreck you at all levels if you fight. If you're picking Soraka to fight, you're doing it wrong. Goat has good wave clear, sustain, and riven has trouble turret diving with the silence. If Riven roams, soraka has ult. She also has decent ambulance roams with her passive. If Riven doesn't manage to snowball, she becomes useless. If Soraka loses lane, she's still effective mid game as long as she didn't feed.

Simply put: Riven wants to fight. Soraka doesn't have to.

If the other team's jungler wants to camp top to capitalize on the squishy support, it leaves bot lane wide open.

Gregor Gysi1 votes

But it's toplane.. Riven can easily chase Soraka down. Also, it's easy for Riven to deny Soraka sustain and all she needs to do is dodge the slow. Soraka won't be able to lasthit with autoattacks if Riven freezes and once she tries to lasthit with her Q she will just continue the freeze and go oom quickly. And frankly, once Riven starts snowballing Soraka has no tools of surviving. Her silence is mildly inconvenient at best and she won't get off a second Q before she is dead.

Ariel the Cruel1 votes

Also, it's easy for Riven to deny Soraka sustain and all she needs to do is dodge the slow.

11.5 mana regen at lvl 1. item 3028 brings her up to 8.25 lvl 1 health regen, putting her at the 29th highest at lvl 1. Non-tanks/juggernauts/bruisers above her: Akali (8.34), Talon (8.51), and shaco (8.37), Nocturne (8.26), Kayle (8.26).

Soraka won't be able to lasthit with autoattacks if Riven freezes and once she tries to lasthit with her Q she will just continue the freeze and go oom quickly.

You assume Soraka can't control the wave at all.

And frankly, once Riven starts snowballing Soraka has no tools of surviving.

You're missing the point. Riven Has to fight, because she's useless if she doesn't snowball. Soraka doesn't even have to win lane. She's designed to be effective on little-to-no gold. If the the enemy jungler decides to camp Soraka so Riven can snowball, they're leaving bot lane exposed. Assuming your team is half-coordinated, you can still pull out a net-win. And all things being equal, Soraka has more team presence with jungler/mid heals and ult.

Gregor Gysi1 votes

Sorry man, Soraka has 0 defensive stats and her silence is not enough to prevent Riven from simply tower diving her. If it works for you then great, but I amm 100% sure that a decent Riven would absolutely stomp Soraka.

FantasySniper2 votes

DIE DIE DIE RIVEN MAINS!

Armored Yokai4 votes

i expect alot of nasus and tryndamere players

Sasogwa5 votes

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i expect alot of nasus and tryndamere players

If only Teemo was the only counter, lel

Sozan510 votes

... Nasus counters Teemo though.

http://champion.gg/matchup/Teemo/Nasus/Top

This is the most overrated matchup in the whole game - Nasus W is way more crippling for Teemo than Teemo Q is for Nasus (add to that the fact that you ought to max E as Nasus in this matchup and Teemo stands no chance).

Trynda on the other hand is countered by nearly everything, so who cares? xD

Blackstone0110 votes

And don't forget once you get merc treads and spectre's cowl you can just waltz up to Teemo and pimp cane him back to fountain.

Sozan53 votes

Yeah. I kinda wonder where did myth that Teemo counters Nasus came from. Maybe back from times when Nasus was quite bad. :P

General Esdeath 3 votes

Jax "Surprise...I'm back!"

Squidsmastah3 votes

NASUS MAINS, GO GO GO!

YOU TOO TOP LANE VOLIBEARS!

KoKoboto2 votes

This is in Gameplay forum so I'ma just tell you that Teemo isn't that good and doesn't actually counter much match-ups. If you want a range top laner that generally performs better you want Jayce and Kennen.

General Esdeath 1 votes

Counter doesn't always mean insta-win. Try playing Riven into Teemo. It's annoying until around 4 or 5 when you can all in and especially at 6 when you can kill him in one rotation of spells + summoner 14 but he's annoying as hell and his ult can be dangerous since you have low regen.

Asayake 5150glow3 votes

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Counter doesn't always mean insta-win. Try playing Riven into Teemo. It's annoying until around 4 or 5 when you can all in and especially at 6 when you can kill him in one rotation of spells + summoner 14 but he's annoying as hell and his ult can be dangerous since you have low regen.

All in only works if you bait out the Q.

That's why Teemo should max Q.

Else you all in and you have no autos to do any real damage.

Tenezill1 votes

If u play teemo as full ap u do it wrong imo riven is never a problem and I max e

Start with dorans blade > gunblade > sorc boots >torment > malet > deathcap

Asayake 5150glow1 votes

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If u play teemo as full ap u do it wrong imo riven is never a problem and I max e

Start with dorans blade > gunblade > sorc boots >torment > malet > deathcap

Isn't that just Gunblade being broken?

Also you'd be way too squishy with that build - I'm the Riven, btw, not the Teemo.

Jerry SeinfeId6 votes

last time i checked tilt is still everyone's counter. and when you press that lvl 7 emote when you kill em. they get pissed.

Armored Yokai2 votes

i wonder what caused him to get disabled anyways

Hige2 votes

perma stealth on bushes even when attacking

Khadaver1 votes

sounds fun

Hunted90001 votes

I've never seen a teemo hard counter anyone except singed... lol

Very Hard Engage1 votes

Nasus Garen Malphite Aatrox Darius

basically any champ over reliant on their autos to deal damage, or those without dedicated chase/stick.

Blackstone012 votes

Not even really then, Nasus, malphite, and Darius are at best slightly countered, as they can all quickly reach a point where they ignore him, or can kill him quite easily

SirTeemoMushroom1 votes

teemo mains will rise again, and dropp you back to bronze 5 (jk..)

Zherron Vorse4 votes

You laugh and joke about us.... WE WILL BECOME STRONG AGAIN... OUR LORD TEEMO SHALL RIZE AGAIN WITH A GREAT UNHOLY FIRE IN HIS EYES AND SHALL ISSUE ALL HIS FOES SUFFERING BEYOND IMAGINING!

SirTeemoMushroom1 votes

i am maiin teemo as well bro o.o

lGIaurunGl1 votes

Teemo mains stay in bronze ;)

SirTeemoMushroom2 votes

? the best teemo main is rank 2 in korea brother . and honestly.. you are silver 4 xD fucking noub... lol :D enjoy stay there for ever or being dropped to bronze 1

lGIaurunGl1 votes

Nah I'll be getting Gold 1 by the end of this season, possibly Plat 5

SirTeemoMushroom1 votes

how much does the booster charge you?

Sozan51 votes

Whatever you say, boss. :)

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