Total Dick Laner
any asshole laner that's good at cs-ing, can 1v1, poke, can get out of ganks well, not useless in teamfight?
i like
cause he's a good cs-ing champ, good poking champ, but sucks when the enemy gets ahead or get camped
any asshole laner that's good at cs-ing, can 1v1, poke, can get out of ganks well, not useless in teamfight?
i like
cause he's a good cs-ing champ, good poking champ, but sucks when the enemy gets ahead or get camped
is your man
Teemo sucks man. Hes just a safety pick for stale-mating lane phase.
Even against things you would think he mechanically hard counters, he just equals out against.
ya kennen is perfect

As a general rule, being a dick in lane and being good in a teamfight are mutually exclusive. Kennen is pretty close tho.
Also I like he didn't specify a lane and everyone (especially me) assumes he means top xD
there's going to be some trade off most of the time in some area
doesn't have as much defensive mobility and needs to get up close to poke, also takes time to learn
more escape options, no real poke options but generally strong for much of the game and can flash engage and take out multiple people if given the opportunity
great poke and 1v1, her escape options aren't great unless you see them coming and have time to channel R, does ok in team fights but not amazing
his poke is not that reliable but he has great escapes and works well in team fights with his CC and reset
can escape with stealth, dodge even a Karthus ult if he times his ult correctly, CC with boxes can help in team fights and he can one shot enemy carries later on, normally jungle but can work top lane
decent poke, super mobile, does well in team fights, take Kleptomancy if it's a lane you can poke all you want and not get punished
You don't really escape ganks so much as stay in your turrets and try to get return kills, hard to gank anyway, you can also do Baron very quickly and sneak it as a 3 man or even 2 thanks to his turrets.
tanky so he's annoying to gank anyway, can push all game and harass under turret, great in team fights
Ult is basically a get out of jail free card, has W to engage, decent waveclear, can build differently to 1v1 most champs
great duelist, Q and W are decent for avoiding ganks, generally you want to split rather than team fight
cleaver poke, just walks out of ganks, hard to take down in team fights
poke with tentacles, hit E and the tentacles poke for you, getting ganked? just hit R and get a double kill
more dicks

I find it hilarious how no one has mentioned
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