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doublelift fg16 votes

we could apply this logic to all the game and 150 000 changes will be needed

1st HanarSpectre14 votes

The flag of Demacia steels the resolve of any true patriots of the nation that gazes upon it. There are very little citizen more patriotic than crownprince Jarvan the 4th. Demacia, now and forever!

Remlap12232 votes

DEMACIA!!!! Garen Garen Garen Garen Garen Garen Garen Garen Garen Garen Garen Garen Garen Garen Garen Garen Garen Garen Garen Garen Garen Garen Garen Garen Garen Garen Garen Garen Garen Garen Garen Garen Garen Garen Garen Garen Garen Garen Garen Garen Garen Garen Garen Garen Garen Garen Garen Garen Garen Garen Garen Garen Garen Garen Garen Garen Garen Garen Garen Garen Garen Garen Garen Garen

Tin Tarantino4 votes

Gnar DEMAGLIO!!!!

Remlap12231 votes

Olaf BROMACIA!!!!

killd0zer13 votes

Jesus christ, they do it to make reading patch notes more enjoyable. Not to fucking explain a nerf through pseudo-metaphysics.

Y'all literally complain about anything they do.

Mecha MaIphite9 votes

Why doesn't gragas start the game fed?

Gigglebytes1 votes

This need more upvotes

Fakinaway2 votes

[{quoted}](name=King Odarth,realm=NA,application-id=3ErqAdtq,discussion-id=2y9tuksv,comment-id=,timestamp=2015-02-25T19:34:21.437+0000)

http://grabilla.com/05219-3bab6092-02fb-400e-8560-2e1c764f18e8.png http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110402010430/leagueoflegends/images/c/cc/Dragon%27s_Rage.jpg Dragon's Rage : WHY DOES A KICK DEAL SO MUCH DAMN DAMAGE COMPARED TO SOMEONES SWORD

Cap locks are for emphasis, not raging =)

Do you even martial arts, bro?

Bombkirby2 votes

It's a JOKE guys. Hot damn. They make a joke on every single balance change its not the true reason.

Squarefighter1 votes

That's a crap argument honestly. Why does Darius axe deal more damage per rotation than Garen sword? Should we nerf Darius to keep him in line?

BakedLotion1 votes

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That's a crap argument honestly. Why does Darius axe deal more damage per rotation than Garen sword? Should we nerf Darius to keep him in line?

Because a sword isnt as deadly as an axe..... derp

Squarefighter1 votes

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Because a sword isnt as deadly as an axe..... derp

Sure it is.

Potato Doc1 votes

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That's a crap argument honestly. Why does Darius axe deal more damage per rotation than Garen sword? Should we nerf Darius to keep him in line?

Looking at the video of the guys who made a real life darius axe, which weighed 106 pounds that is easily understandable as to the damage difference. Plus the way garen spins with his sword is extremely inefficient at applying the blades true destructive power since locked arms is stupid to begin with, which really begs the question how he even does damage with it. However the real question based on the video is why doesnt darius's ult instantly kill anyone?

gr8job1 votes

I thought the same thing while reading that note. This game is hardly based in logic. Why would a Fizz ult slow me down? Wouldn't the sight of a shark cause me to run faster? I think Riot is just trying to be cute.

Marinaras Trench1 votes

Jarvan got the nerf everyone has been begging for. QQ LEE SIN NERFS OMG QQ QQ RAGE QQ

YOU BEEN WARNED1 votes

Vital organs, Jesse Perring ( Chuck Norris of LoL )

'Nuff said.

WutsKraken1 votes

Because

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Seriously though, that's pretty silly reasoning compared to some other stuff

ladention1 votes

How come a bullet Caitlyn Is about as strong as a dart Teemo and a headshot isnt an instakill

tsLy0yUkrB1 votes

2 words: CHUCK NORRIS

Jungle Lux God1 votes

For the same reason that some character's fists can beat out some character's swords in Smash 4.

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