Are you sick of Juggernauts?

Are you tired of all those giant muscle bound behemoths that call themselves men running up to you as fast as their Sivir ults, Deadman's Plates, Talismans, and Righteous Glories can boost them?

Are you sick of watching that Darius pentakill your team?

Are you frustrated with Skarners charging head long at super sonic speeds grabbing your ADC and pulling them too their doom?

Have you had it with those horrible Mordekaiser's spamming huehuehue while they 1 shot your carry with a Q?

Ready to pull your hair out with those tanky masses of meat calling themselves supports in bot lane?

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Disclaimer: is not responsible if you don't know how to properly position or stick with your ADC, accepts no responsibility or blame if you get hit by every Thresh hook, blitz pull, or spend an idiotic amount of time in Tahm Kench's belly. accepts no liability for the fiddlestick, kennen, nunu, Orianna or other champions who ults you ruin. wishes to stress that unlike many champions you currently see on the rift she does require a respectable amount of skill and will take time and practice in order to achieve best results.

So what are you waiting for stop raging and blaming Riot for their inability to balance their game and pick up your today.