I HATE every League champion(but not rly) VOLUME 1

How can you waste such a good concept and theme and slap on THE most generic AA kit. SHAMEFULL DISPLAY The only thing i like about you is the <Removed by Moderation> Fuck you and everything you do you dirty animal. Stop knocking me AWAY. No you dont deserve friends and also fuck you ulti. Every time i see someone pick this flying plague i want to shot a bird and eat it raw. A braindead goldfish can play this and win. Fuck your built in Frozen Mallet. Your lvl 4 WHY ARE YOU FLYING TO MY LANE. I love getting zoned from all my CS and getting mastery spammed by this arrogant ass. Let me CATCH YOU FOR FUCKS SAKE YOU OVERBLOWN BALLON. I can lose lane as hard as i can but 1 lucky hook will lose you the game. FUCK YOUR Q Built in ignite what could go wrong ay Also i just killed your entire team with a sightstone and a rylais. How many times will i get STUNNED. Boom, braindamaged player. You never took skill to play no matter how you try to convince me. I heard the you like getting clicked to death? Who approved this? Who though that a 2k True dmg ult on a tank was a good idea? I heard you like building against your opponent? Let me LANE! Let me just throw EVERYTHING AT YOU and instakill you. The VO matches the brainpower it takes to play this guy. No your not Tyler1 STOP GOING IN 1V3 YOU JACKASS! Get the fuck OFF ME! Fuck everything you do and FUCK your stun. W=Burn Flash. Also fuck your burst. How many items have you ruined you little bitch? HOW LONG IS THAT FEAR? Can you not draintank my entire kit? I take so much skill, so much in fact that my Ult should do 60% of your health in true dmg. Fuck you, just fuck you. Stop with the dmg reduction for chirsts sake. All i need is a sheen to ruin your day. Silences are fun right guys,RIGHT! Words cannot express how much of an annoying bitch you are. Whats a hitbox? What dont you do? I love not being able to run away. Why put effort into laning when a turret can do everything for you. I wanted to play League of Dodging for 20 minutes.

I just got lazy and gave up( FOR NOW) Pls dont take this seriously <Removed by Moderation> Good day to you all! ^-^