New Champion Code Pages

Remember the old days when we thought league was intense because every champ had 4 abilities and sported a passive coupled with 2 summoner spells? Those days are over and seemingly much more simple.

Their new balance team be like. "Hey time to make a new champ, alright lets get the random name generator going here... Rasheer, cool name. Okay time to code this motherfucker!" Cracks knuckles

Passive:

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Ten Classes later...

Okay time for the Q....

A few hours later Rasheer seems legit, shouldnt have any balance issues at all!

"SIR! WHAT ABOUT THE LORE?"

"huh? noone reads that anymore, they all want to see the newest and coolest LCS updates. Just take something out of your daughters diary and slap it in there and call it good."

Okay sooo lets talk about Ezreal, I feel like he doesnt have enough skillshots to effectively make a change on the current meta, he seems to simple to play.

"Sir we have reports that Leblanc is broken!!"

So what are we going to do with Veigar?? Oh yeah more skillshots, much too op right now. Lets include him on the buff train gentlemen. Insert a couple of really bad puns and memes later, "Veigar is new and improved with over less than half the damage with impressive flashy skillshot plays!"

Nailed it.