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Emergency "I gotta poop" button

Proƒyt·2/7/2020, 12:17:57 AM·2 votes·1,001 views

This is a suggestion. One which i have done extensive research into developing and testing. (I am a stable genius and I have the best suggestions btw) When playing league, or tft- 99.9% of the players have to poop during the game, at least once a month. With that fact, which is a factual fact of the most trustworthy factuality- I have deemd it pertinent, nay REQUIRED that Rito implement an emergency "I gotta poop" button into their design, pressable only once a month. This is the ONLY way to save the company and make league of legends great again!

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7 Comments

z63XnLCMwX2/7/2020, 12:29:06 AM3 votes

I play on the toilet.

ZephyrDrake2/7/2020, 12:28:52 AM2 votes

You know... claiming that you are a genius and that you "have the best suggestions" doesn't help your argument in the slightest. Sorry that you had to take a dump but you should have prepared for it. The game shouldn't be paused just because you cannot control yourself

xoPrincess2/7/2020, 12:34:48 AM2 votes

use a bedpan like they had to on southpark when they played wow for days on end

PhearBunny2/7/2020, 11:13:31 AM1 votes

If you poop, dont play LoL.