Rename solo queue please

IT should be "Don't get the duo" because no solo person can carry. And the duo always feeds the game away. Always. Show me your stats Lyte.

Heres mine > Season 5: 100% loss rate with silver duo queuers. 8 silver duos in my placement when i started from plat. 50% of the time one of the duo player leaves the game the other 50% they feed 10+ kills in 10 minutes.

100% of the time one misses important teamfights to farm and rage type 100% of the time the other teammate builds some weak garbage

90% of the time "solo" is dependent on the scam matchmaking being ruined by duos.
These numbers were taken roughly from exactly the same place Riot gets theirs from.

Buff everyone back to Season one strength so two or three players can actually carry again.

Actually don't because I have to play about one thousand games this season, after my placements and early games being trashed, just to reach where I was previously. That blizzard moba? Yeah I'll be there with everyone else who's going to leave this bitchfest. Is blizzard bad? THIS GAME IS BAD! Its to the point where playing a bad game would be a refreshing and welcomed change of experience. Riot you made LCS, and ruined everything else, every other queue and mode is god awful and I cant find 5 people that actually like this game or want to play more than one in a row. So I can't play your popularity contest. Take my hundreds of dollars and fucking save that shit, because I don't see anyone that respects or supports you anymore you will need it.

I hope you are successful in everything you attempt riot, because you are like a diabetic drinking pixie sticks telling the world its a great idea. Your choices are the worst and the more you ignore the players the deeper your digging yourselves into this hole. We used to be friends, I had everybody i know play your game and you fixed bugs made it smoother ect, but now you are just that kid in the corner with poor hygiene, rambling fragments of thought to yourself, telling the world you are the reincarnation of god wile you relieve yourself in your own pants.

It fucking smells here, everyone is miserable, when did I forget I was here to enjoy myself? Im good, and honestly this post was bar none the most I have fun with any riot product in a very long time.