7 Reasons Why Solo Queue Would Be AWESOME and the absolute best way to make me keep playing LeagueaL

1: I'm the kind of person that only adds friends to harass them about their negative kda and tell them how little their life means to me, so my friend list is empty. I won't have to worry about people trying to work together or trying to win because everyone that queues would be as anti-social as I am.

2: Our rating on the ladder would be completely representative of our own skill. Sure, there's 4 other people on the team, but every game I win is because of me. They should be thanking us for getting them higher rankings.

3: Our enemies wouldn't be able to communicate effectively. Sure, our teams wouldn't be able to either, but that doesn't matter because all we communicate are complaints about how bad our teammates are.

4: We won't get stuck with premades that report us for politely asking their group members "wtf lee r u tarded?" or "omg plz stop feedin?" All of our teammates will be people who report others for losing, so no one will be banned because our reports mean nothing.

5: Even though I have no problem abusing every little mechanic, champion, or item interaction in the game to gain an edge, I refuse to stoop as low as finding other players around my skill level and interacting with them to better my odds of climbing the ranks. No thank you, I don't want to risk people thinking that I wasn't solely responsible for my victory.

6: Every time you lose, you could make sure both teams know it was because of your noob teammates. OMG imagine trying to convince the other team that you only went 2/8/4 was because your top didn't steal their blue when ALL FOUR of your teammates are like "he didn't have any defensive items."

7: People only call League of Legends a team game because there's teams in it, just like people only call Counterstrike and Call of Duty shooter games because there are guns in them. Just because there's teams in a game doesn't mean I have to be part of one, or even use them to win.