Patch 5.16....WTF

Deathmark117·8/21/2015, 12:26:44 AM·1 votes·983 views

after playing a few games in this and watching my brother play a few more, i have come to realize that this is a wtf moment phase. Darius especially with these new tanky items that give just free ad for no reason, a giant ass shield and increased size if they take a bit to much damage, like wtf what so im not suppose to be able to kill these guys unless they are scrubs? the damage outputs on the juggernauts and these items are insane and while at the same time keep them so god damn beefy. What is the thought process that goes behind building champs like this, and items like this? does the team get together and say hey, lets make these guys tanky as hell and do shit tons of damage for building tanky so we have a tank carry. NONONO not only did many tanks have shit tons of damage because of the fucking dumb idea of percent damage and scaling health damage abilities but now there are items that give everything. someone building full tank shouldn't be able to fuck everyone up, thats not what tanks are even for they are meant to soak up damage and provide crowd control. DONT Even get me started on fuckin mord, played a few games against that bitch of a champ and im a fed as hell lee sin and then all of a sudden mord hits me (who isn't even that fed) and in a couple seconds im dead, look at death cap and what did so much damage? his q, his fuckin q did 95 percent damage, so i started building magic resit, yay now it only does about 75-80 percent of my health, god damn how is that balanced, on top of that his shield allows him to be tanky as fucking hell and is way to easy to even get up, then not to mention when he had dragon under his control (which can do alot of damage if your not tanky) it chased me from god damn dragon pit to my base, when mord already recalled to his base WTF, and it hit like a fucking truck!. ITS not even just this patch even last patch, whose god damn idea was it to make the attackspeed jungle item to tons of bonus magic damage but also every other fucking hit give an extra attack, WTF! made so many champs just bs broken, ATTROX w applies fucking every 2 hits, vayne 2 hit, yi already has a passive like that so boom double it paired with his true damage... wtf its a bs item that should never have been implemented, and then this fiora? fuck give this bitch a free auto crit thats so easy to hit, huge dashing ability, the ability to block any time of damage and slow or stun, (including anyones ult...wtf) like fucking how is that bitch balanced she even has a shit ton of true damage built in and a huge heal if she kills someone, and i dont want to hear this shit that oh well counter pick her our you have to build these fucking items. NO i should not have to play draft to hope not to get fucked, and i shouldnt have to counterpick a bitch and only play certain champs because she is strong as hell, and being forced to build an item just to not die is so not cool, items should be built on the role you want to play not to just stay alive and not get fucked because the only hope of winnning is by being way better than they are or rely on jungle ganks constantly and which quite often result in nothing cause she has a big dash with low cd. YES this is alot of rage, yes i just got out of a bs game where we got our asses handed to us, and yes i have played some that goes the other way... and this is just bs. how do things get out of pbe like this? who comes up with these ideas and how are they deemed okay? take into account also that most players are not pro or even close to that level, we want to play a game where you can have a fair playing field, not a loss before the match even starts. (not saying it always is and what not but damn it really unbalances the teams)

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Binxy Prime8/21/2015, 12:27:11 AM2 votes

Paragraphs... I need para....graphs

My poor eyes, THE HORROR.