Veigar and Lulu's mini adventure
"What do you suppose we do with him?" Veigar asked as he poked the sleeping monster. The monster in question was sleeping in a bush just off the edge of Summoner's Rift. Thankfully, there was no fight going on right now, or everyone present would have been dead, since Lulu didn't have any wards.
"I dunno!" Lulu bounced around, not really paying attention. She was busy turning nearby Teemo shrooms into dandelions. She didn't expect Teemo to leap out at her, getting rather angry.
"Hey! You have any idea how hard it is to make those mushrooms?!"
Veigar rolled his eyes. "It's a piece of cake. And since you're considered to be Satan, I don't see why a few missing mushrooms would bother you!" After a few seconds of Teemo glaring at him evilly, he decided to poke the sleeping monster again. Teemo growled and sneered and fired a couple of darts in Veigar's direction, nearly hitting the dozing critter. "Careful, you idiot!"
"You're poking the damn thing!" Teemo teased, firing more darts in his general direction. Veigar jumped a few times, narrowly missing those damn poisonous bloody darts. Lulu though wasn't paying attention though, as she was busy tying Pix to Veigar's magical staff. Veigar paused his dart dodging and asked her what the hell she was doing. Teemo just stood there confused.
Lulu gave Veigar his staff back and told him to jump on the sleeping creature's back.
"You're insane!" Veigar gasped.
"I know! Trust me!" Lulu laughed as she nudged him on, then climbed on the creature's back herself. But Teemo, out of anger and spite, purposefully fired a dart at the monster.
Suddenly, Kog'Maw woke up. First thing he saw was Teemo, holding an empty dart blower.
"OW!" the puppy monster roared. "YOU HURT ME!" Kog'Maw growled and charged at Teemo, trampling him. Then he saw the rather scared Pix, completely oblivious that there were two Yordles on his back. "Food!"
Lulu giggled as the three of them stomped around the bush, occasionally stopping so Kog'Maw could jump on Teemo some more. They then ran around a bit more, running in and out of the bushes all around. Unexpectedly, Vel'Koz appeared.
"Um, have you guys seen Kog'Maw? Oh..."
Instead of asking what on Runeterra was going on, Vel'Koz decided to just leave them to it.
