Kog'Maw hasn't eaten since he joined the League

BLU Medic··50 votes·5,494 views
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Read Kog'Maw's lore, I dare you. Basically, he appeared in Icathia, was told by a mysterious voice to eat things and go to Malzahar, did as he was told and joined the League. Small problem, since he's been in the League, he hasn't eaten anything at all on the Fields of Justice. So, in order to make in-game Koggles a little closer to his lore, why not give him a little, well, something?

When Kog'Maw is within melee range of a minion, instead of his normal basic attack animation, he eats the minion instead, swallowing it whole. The animation plays at the same speed as a normal attack animation.

It's nothing special, just a little idea to make the Mouth of the Abyss more mouthy and less projectile vomit-y.

There you go. Kog'Maw can actually eat things now.

39 Comments

IMTOOJUICY32 votes

"On a fine sunny day, Kogmaw ate the IOW and its occupants."

Kills two birds with one stone!

Bouffon dAnglais12 votes

IGN- 9.8\10

Argomecha Perdix6 votes

Literally unplayable.

Keevalroy6 votes

Worst game I've ever played. 11/10

JungHai05 votes

7.8/10 Too much water

Bouffon dAnglais2 votes

Why do I always get so much upvotes on these silly comments

Bouffon dAnglais4 votes

Oh, but here's a good one- Can you kill two stones with one bird?

HeadHonchkrow1 votes

You mean PIGS. GREEN PIGS.

BLU Medic1 votes

That works too.

Malgana12 votes

I always imagined he ate kind of like how a spider does, just instead of only melting the organs of the creature he melts the entire thing then just goes around slurping up the remains after they're good and melted after the battle.

Well shit look at that, Shen'd by 3 hours.

BLU Medic1 votes

Must be hard slurping things up with that, uh, 'tongue' he has. Or maybe he just sits in the puddles of spit and absorbs it up his legs like some lizards do.

BetaDude4011 votes

Of course he's eaten since he's joined the league

I feed him every game (QQ)

X9Squared2 votes

Of course he's eaten since he's joined the league

I feed him every game (QQ)

Lol. With what? Poro-Snax or Free-Killz?

Bouffon dAnglais2 votes

Poro-Snax are for poros only.

#shrekt

Grouchy Poro9 votes

Kog'maw eats like a fly or other similar insect. He vomits on his food to melt them then eats the vomit. So he is eating every match, he's just doing it in a very aggressive and unusual way which is projectile vomiting stomach acid onto his meals.

Rebonack3 votes

The green goop Koggy 'spits' is just as much a part of him as his 'body' is. Objects dissolved are absorbed into him regardless of the distance between them and the Voidpuppy we all known and love.

's kind of like how Cho's Rupture spikes are a physical extension of him that doesn't appear to be connected in any way. That sort of thing happens a lot when you're dealing with a creature that isn't confined to 3+1 dimensions.

BLU Medic2 votes

That seems a little too out there, unless he goes back to the Rift and slurps everything up later. Could work though.

Rebonack1 votes

That seems a little too out there, unless he goes back to the Rift and slurps everything up later. Could work though.

Alright, thought exercise time!

Imagine for a moment that the two dimensional plane of your desk is a universe. Everyone who lives there is a two dimensional being that can only comprehend two dimensions. You decide to visit them, so you stick a few fingers into their universe. From their perspective, they're just see a few floating, unconnected circles that appear out of nowhere. It doesn't look to them as if these things are part of the same creature because they can't see how your fingers are connected to the rest of you.

The same is true when a hyper-dimensional creature interacts with a three dimensional reality. Just because it looks like Cho's spikes aren't physically connected to him doesn't mean they aren't. The same is true of everything Koggy 'spits'.

Or I could be wrong.

Maybe the Voidborn are just a bunch of totally normal three dimensional material creatures from a spooky purple universe. Maybe they're just a gaggle of aliens instead of eldritch horrors. But that would be a real shame if you ask me.

Orangesilk2 votes

I'd love to have the voidborn be Lovecraft inspired monsters complete with the alien geometries, but that's most likely not the case, if only because the most recent additions to the crew (Kha'Zix, Vel'Koz, Rek'Sai) don't have anything to do with this. I'm almost sure it's because Cho'Gath is an extremely outdated champion with archaic design.

AbodyHUN6661 votes

Yeah, I'd like to see how they deal with his Q and W in his VU.

BLU Medic1 votes

Projectile vomit from the fifth dimension? Sure, why not?

BlahDS2 votes

The reason why kog is so hungry all the time is actually because he is constantly barfing up whatever he has in his stomach.

Chestnut Future2 votes

GIVE HIM PORO SNACKS

Orangesilk1 votes

Except that with the disappearance of the institute of war and the league, Kog'Maws lore (or any other void monster for that matter) makes absolutely no sense. Expect the lore retcon to leave them released in the wild eating things normally.

BLU Medic1 votes

Poor thing still doesn't get the chance to eat on the Rift though. Surely that'd be the best time to eat Sona or something.

ModWulf Helhammer1 votes

That is a really cute drawing of Kog..... so adorbs!

X9Squared1 votes

AN ENEMY HAS BEEN EATEN BY KOG'MAW

Budupops1 votes

He should stick out his tongue in suck in champions when he kills em

Solideus1 votes

I think the subtext of a creature who vomits constantly is that he has eaten something. He is still feeding "themed". I don't think it's necessary to literally have a straight-cut feeding-mechanic on every Void champion; just look at Vel'Koz.

BLU Medic1 votes

That may be true for Vel'Koz, but Kog'Maw never shuts up about being hungry.

MiniMuchkins1 votes

yesh please

OblongOtter1 votes

But then it would be weird because he wouldn't get bigger from eating them.

Rebonack1 votes

That's what they were implicitly according to the old Lore, but there's no telling whether or not Riot has ret-conned that in the mean time.

Fed by Snu Snu1 votes

What League?

BLU Medic1 votes

Well that renders everything moot. Kog'Maw is now just Malzahar's hungry pet Voidling.

ValuedCustomer1 votes

While Kogmaw hasn't eaten much, he has probably drunk lots of item 2003 and item 2004.

Who knows, maybe these things taste better than I think they do.

BLU Medic1 votes

He'd probably eat them, glass vial and all.

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