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A Dinner for Legends

EMOFRATPARTY·8/5/2014, 12:22:14 AM·18 votes·12,581 views

[EDIT: PotD! Seriously Riot, I love you. Again, all credit goes to Vakabiel otherwise this idea wouldn't even be in my brain cavity.]

Thanks to Vakabiel and their awesome post about an eSports-themed bar ("recall"; great name), I decided to create a menu for the restaurant. ["recall" logo credit goes to Vakabiel.]

Bon appétit!

#DINNER MENU FOR THE WEEK OF: 04 August 2014

Includes one choice from each of the following courses...

APPETIZERS

  • Bilgewater Cutlets -- Seared sirloins of fish plucked from the Conqueror's Sea, topped with a Rapture Rum cream glaze and garnished with fried brushgrass.
  • Piltover Poppers -- Hexplosive Peppers deep-fried and stuffed with hand-made "Pepper Jax" cheese and a variety of spices.
  • Singed Flatbread -- Kneaded Demacian bread topped with the finest Poro dairy and oversized vegetables from the heart of The Glade. Grilled to perfection.

ENTREES

  • DeLux Burger -- 100% pure Crownguard beef, wedged between leavened Shurima bread and topped with seaweed and tomatoes. Served with a side of Voodoo mashed potatoes (Yordle sauce available upon request).
  • Brackern Impasse -- A hand-cut sandwich containing freshly caught game, Treeline roots, and Kalamanda olives. Served with a helping of Armordillo under a lemon-butter sauce.
  • Runeterrapin -- Grilled turtle, served in-shell, replete with totally outrageous meats and cheese garnishes. Served over a bed of Serpentine lettuce alongside a "Fauxro" Biscuit.

SOUPS/SALADS

  • Ionian Greens - Tons of cabbage adorned with a Poppyseed vinaigrette, topped with spears of pirate orange and victory-spun glass noodles.
  • Ooze of Icathia - Organically deconstructed Zaunton broth playing host to leek, sliced mushroom, Noxian crostini, and red Perring.

SIDES

  • Bird Weather -- Swainian crow; plucked, breaded, and deep-fried. Topped with hay shoots and Baconhawk bits.
  • Teemo's Finest -- Sauteed Scoutshrooms; lightly salted and peppered. Not to be underestimated.
  • Conqueror's Wisps -- Oversized Seraph prawns served slightly frozen, garnished with a dill-butter and lemon zest.
  • Treeline Garden Variety -- A helping of flower ward buds, brushgrass, grilled tomato, and sprouts.

DESSERTS

  • Heart of the Freljord -- Frozen Piltover Ice Manufacture™ cream, smothered in Volleyberry sauce. Accompanied by frostberries and pinyon nuts.
  • Peaks Aside Kaladoun -- Atop a sugarbread crumble sits toasted Kaladoun marshmellows, nestled next to a warming Yordle fudge.
  • Yi Olde Dunkshake -- Only the most baddest dessert in all of Runeterra. A doublesword-blended combination of Vicious Dog™ milk, blue rock candy, and red soda. Dotted with seven boba "eyes" that have been glazed in a power metal sauce. Get dunked.

DRINKS

  • Kayle Ale -- [21+ Only] Pressed Mogron Pass hops, mixed with Demacian pale malt and filtered waters from the Guardian's Sea.
  • Blue Flame Standard -- [21+ Only] A liquefied sugarcane base blended with dark ice and Blue Bomber. Set ablaze and topped with a blue cherry.
  • Guardian's Finest -- Sparking sea water served on the rocks.
  • Fizz Pop -- A concoction of most scientific sorts! Bubbled brew, filtered Guardian's Sea water, and your choice of house-made specialty flavors. Available in Vanilla, Chocolate, and Sunfire.

#COMMUNITY SPECIALS

KIDS' MENU

  • Honorable Pastry Chef Riot KateyKhaos' "Poro-Snax" -- Lightly breaded, bite-sized pieces of Avarosan hens. Served with your choice of "It's K" brand oranges or Ionian Greens.

APPETIZERS

  • Utility Sous Chef ShadowKnight1224's "Fortune's Favour" -- Breaded and deep-fried prawn on sea salt cream, atop a seaweed bread, lightly sprinkled with gold dust.
  • Utility Sous Chef ShadowKnight1224's "The Artisan's Choice" -- Sauteed Mount Targon bird of prey, held inside a cone of toasted spicy flatbread, drizzled with red wine sauce and olive oil, seasoned with strong spices.
  • Utility Sous Chef ShadowKnight1224's "The Dawn's Arrival" -- Grilled Mount Targon bird of prey, smoked and dried tomatoes, chopped olives and garlic, held on a crown of toasted spicy flatbread, drizzled with olive oil.
  • Utility Sous Chef ShadowKnight1224's "Twisted Sapling" -- An avocado skin is presented on a bed of Treeline chard. It has been sliced in half, filled up and then put back together to conceal its surprise. The filling is mashed avocado, olive oil, sour cream, crushed fried garlic, lime juice and tangy Treeline pine nuts. The avocado pit is left inside. Rye bread on the side.
  • Test Kitchen Extraordinaire ChaosThief's "Contributions" -- Deep-fried shadowprawns and Guardian fish, complimented by a helping of tenderized beef dumplings. A side of barbecued game is available for an additional charge.

ENTREES

  • The Chef Formerly Known As Batiste21's "DEMACIA!!!" -- One of our finest steaks straight from the Freljord, surrounded (concealed) by Ionian Greens and smote with a decorative steak knife. served with side of So Salty™ fries.
  • [SPECIAL OFFER - Purchase tonight to donate to our Feed the Starving Carries Fundraiser and get a chance to play our Spin-To-Win Lottery Wheel!]
  • Utility Sous Chef ShadowKnight1224's "'Beware The Depths' Toast" -- Squid sauteed in its own ink, atop a slice of toasted seaweed bread, drizzled with squid ink sauce and sprinkled with sea salt.
  • Utility Sous Chef ShadowKnight1224's "Timeless Surprise" -- Lightly-fried roll made with spicy dough, wrapped with smoked ham and Shurima cheese. Conceals a single hot pepper in the middle."
  • Master of Spices Crysomere's "Loaded Rice" -- Test your luck! Your choice of either Atlantian fish meat or Tyrant crow's meat, stir fried with brown rice, egg, and snap peas. Get unlucky though, and your mouth will be set ablaze and your mind gold carded by our extra-hot Brand™ brand chili peppers!
  • Utility Sous Chef ShadowKnight1224's "Huntress's Steak" -- Seared wolf steak with a side of Demacian asparagus and carrots, drizzled with spring onion cream, sprinkled with silver dust and served impaled to the plate on a decorative crossbow bolt. Staff may be requested to add a judgemental or victorious stare upon delivery.
  • Utility Sous Chef ShadowKnight1224's "The Lion's Share" -- Sauteed mix of seven different types of exotic meats, served on a bed of Kumungu greens and mushrooms, served with a pitcher of spicy red wine sauce and a fresh Shurima blood orange to squeeze upon the dish.
  • Zen Chef Tau43's "The Chrono-Displasia" -- A hand-selected Branded Strip cut fresh from the Freljord and cooked to order on a special grill that sears in the flavor with a pillar of fire, leaving Brand's passive design on the steak.
  • Zen Chef Tau43's "The Morde-Kaiser" -- Your choice of protein (voidbeef, chicken, pork, mutton) in the form of schnitzel topped with your choice of Yordle-manufactured cheese and served on a kaiser roll.

SOUPS/SALADS

  • Utility Sous Chef ShadowKnight1224's "Dark Forest Salad" -- Several different types of green leaf vegetables, nuts and berries served on a bowl made of brambleback bark, drizzled with a vinaigrette of apple vinegar, walnut oil and grated ginger.
  • Utility Sous Chef ShadowKnight1224's "Thorny Embrace" -- Mix of exotic and varied nuts, with grated radish, diced green onion, sunflower seeds and Treeline chard, dressed with a vinaigrette of wild rose vinegar, sunflower oil and lime zest, served in a delicate ceramic bowl held by a hand-shaped serving plate made of thorny vines. [Please eat with caution.]

DESSERTS

  • Honorable Pastry Chef Riot KateyKhaos' "Tri-Force of Cupcakes" --- A selection of the finest sweets. One Hexplosive (red velvet cupcake topped with buttercream frosting), one Whimsy (vanilla cupcake topped with strawberry frosting) and one Yordle Gingersnap Trap (gingerbread cupcake with vanilla frosting).
  • The Chef Formerly Known As Batiste21's "Pillar of De-light" - Our highly trained and slightly deranged waiters will wheel out a special slice of our "5 p-layer" Rift cake doused in Bilgewater Rum, igniting the conflagration table-side for your enjoyment. A perfect way to end a py-romantic evening.
  • [A signed waiver is required to consume this dessert.] -- Thanks, MGMT.
  • Utility Sous Chef ShadowKnight1224's "'Kissed By Moonlight' Special" -- Mooncake base, covered in white custard, holding up six vanilla cookies (forming a star), with a scoop of vanilla ice cream in the middle. Adorned with three custard-filled crescent-rolls on the sides and three golden raspberries.
  • Flambe Specialist Dragonzzilla's "Star of the Show" -- Draven-flavored Draven served alongside Draven. Draven sauce is smeared on top of the Draven, coated with a Draven Draven. Draaaaven!

DRINKS

  • Honorable Pastry Chef Riot KateyKhaos' "Graggy Ice" -- [21+ only] Brooooo, beeeeer!
  • Flambe Specialist Dragonzzilla's "Hijinx Energy Drink" -- This Zaun-originated energy drink was created with late-night shifts in mind but has exploded in popularity, becoming the top-selling caffeine product in Valoran! Its zesty flavor is sure to zap energy back into your system! Get excited!
  • Utility Sous Chef ShadowKnight1224's "Starcall" -- Pure milk, sweetened with a good dash of honey and a pinch of glowdust, is served at room temperature on a creamer pitcher. On an elegant tall glass, a small amount of piping hot Shurima coffee is served with a dash of cinnamon syrup. Customer is encouraged to pour the milk on the coffee from a height, so that the glowdust in the milk can produce the effect of a star falling.
  • Honorable Pastry Chef Riot KateyKhaos' "Lunar Rush" -- [21+ only] Lemonade, vodka, and a splash of Red Bull.
  • Guest Mixologist Linna Excel's "Noxis Swamp Whiskey" -- [21+ only] Feeling bold? Like a drink with a kick? Give the Noxis Swamp Whiskey a try! It gets its name from that unique feeling reminiscent of being lost in a Noxis swamp and it tastes just as bad. This strong brew will smash your senses and leave you in a daze. Whiskey is probably an ingredient. Maybe. Don't ask what it is made out of because we sure didn't.
    • (Management takes no responsibility for what happens after the consumption of this drink.)
  • Utility Sous Chef ShadowKnight1224's "Classic Misdirection" -- Pure distilled alcohol is poured on an elegant champagne glass, along with a dash of black bitters and a good amount of powdered sugar. Some generous drops of rose essence conceal the smell of alcohol, while the cream and swirling chocolate syrup make it look like an appetizing dessert in liquid form. Black rose petals decorate the top of the drink.
  • Utility Sous Chef ShadowKnight1224's "Mantra Tea (Serves Four)" -- Delicate jasmine tea, served on a hand-painted tea set. Comes with Ionian cream and brown sugar. Pastries included: shortbread biscuit with raspberries and cream of violet petals, puff pastry rolls filled with jasmine cream and sliced black cherries, toast with cream cheese, honey and golden rose jam. Decorations on the serving tray include lotus flower petals and burning incense.
  • The Chef Formerly Known As Batiste21's "Twisted Sisters" -- [21+ only] A combination shot served in two glasses, both with vodka, each laced with fresh Rage or Illumination Ichor, imported from the Shadow Isles.
  • Utility Sous Chef ShadowKnight1224's "The Frost Queen's Claim" -- [21+ only] The purest firewater, a good heaping of hearty Avarosan cream, sugared frostberry juice and a dash of blackcurrant liqueur, served in an elegant glass filled with True Ice.
  • Utility Sous Chef ShadowKnight1224's "Ice Witch's Brew" -- [21+ only] Pure distilled alcohol, Freljord's True Blue liqueur, a dash of blackberry juice, a hint of maple essence and a drop of black bitters, served in a tall glass around a shard of black ice.
  • Utility Sous Chef ShadowKnight1224's "Dusk of the Battle Mistress" -- [21+ only] Almond liqueur and Bilgewater Rum in equal parts, Shurima blood orange juice and a dash of spicy-sweet syrup, served at room temperature in a chalice-like glass, sprinkled with cinnamon and gold dust.
  • Celebrity Chef Skillsh0tN00b's "Icathian Surprise" -- [21+ only] A Shadowknight-inspired favorite; It's K Orange Juice, blue liqueur, mint schnapps, and crushed ice. It looks of a swampy green, but when you taste it you're in for quite a surprise...
  • Utility Sous Chef ShadowKnight1224's "The Lightbringer" -- [21+ only] Demacian glowing liqueur and Crownguard cream in equal parts, a dash of Shurima coffee liqueur and a hint of red bitters, served cold in an iridescent glass.
  • Zen Chef Tau43's "The Chrono-Displasia" -- [21+ only] 200-proof moonshine in a glass with our lovable Doran's secret ingredient. It'll make you feel like Zilean in the morning!

Help me add to the menu (or throw in some lore about our restaurant)!
We've gotta keep cranking out those specials...I don't want to upset Executive Chef Gragas.

71 Comments

Ironclad Dragon8/5/2014, 12:45:46 AM3 votes

Can we strike an alliance?

Riotmoonstones8/5/2014, 3:55:09 AM3 votes

Oh man, this is awesome! :D

Batiste218/5/2014, 6:55:29 PM3 votes

Entrees

  • DEMACIA!!! -- one of our finest steaks straight from the Freljord, surrounded(concealed) by Ionian Greens and smote with a decorative steak knife. served with side of So Salty™ fries.
    SPECIAL OFFER - purchase tonight to donate to our Feed the Starving Carries Fundraiser and get a chance to play our Spin-To-Win Lottery Wheel.

Drinks(21+)

  • Twisted Sisters - a combination shot served in two glasses, both with vodka, each laced with fresh Rage or Illumination Ichor, Imported from the Shadow Isles.
RiotRiot Baconhawk8/5/2014, 9:31:15 PM3 votes

A day late but no way is this menu stale! Up you go to the Post of the Day -- again!

(Also, hells yes we need a League bar. We can call it Renekton. It's top of the lane... I mean, line.)

Edit: NOM NOM - Bird Weather -- Swainian crow; plucked, breaded, and deep-fried. Topped with hay shoots and Baconhawk bits.

ShadowCleave2128/5/2014, 7:13:24 AM2 votes

Add Health and Mana potions (typically alcohol). This also reminds me of AFK Tavern in Washington state: http://www.afktavern.com/

RiotRiot Baconhawk8/5/2014, 8:32:31 PM2 votes

Where's Chef Lu Bu??

jihoooon8/6/2014, 2:04:37 PM2 votes

Nice job with the menus, I wished I'd had this.

ShadowKnight12248/5/2014, 10:29:58 PM2 votes

UTILITY SOUS CHEF SHADOWKNIGHT INCOMING! NEW BATCH OF RECIPES!

Entrees:

  • Twisted Sapling -- An avocado skin is presented on a bed of Treeline chard. It has been sliced in half, filled up and then put back together to conceal its surprise. The filling is mashed avocado, olive oil, sour cream, crushed fried garlic, lime juice and tangy Treeline pine nuts. The avocado pit is left inside. Rye bread on the side.

Main Courses:

  • Huntress's Steak -- Seared wolf steak with a side of Demacian asparagus and carrots, drizzled with spring onion cream, sprinkled with silver dust and served impaled to the plate on a decorative crossbow bolt. Staff may be requested to add a judgemental or victorious stare upon delivery.
  • The Lion's Share -- Sauteed mix of seven different types of exotic meats, served on a bed of Kumungu greens and mushrooms, served with a pitcher of spicy red wine sauce and a fresh Shurima blood orange to squeeze upon the dish.

Salads/Soups:

  • Dark Forest Salad -- Several different types of green leaf vegetables, nuts and berries served on a bowl made of brambleback bark, drizzled with a vinaigrette of apple vinegar, walnut oil and grated ginger.
  • Thorny Embrace -- Mix of exotic and varied nuts, with grated radish, diced green onion, sunflower seeds and Treeline chard, dressed with a vinaigrette of wild rose vinegar, sunflower oil and lime zest, served in a delicate ceramic bowl held by a hand-shaped serving plate made of thorny vines. Please eat with caution.

Desserts:

  • 'Kissed By Moonlight' Special -- Mooncake base, covered in white custard, holding up six vanilla cookies (forming a star), with a scoop of vanilla ice cream in the middle. Adorned with three custard-filled crescent-rolls on the sides and three golden raspberries.

Drinks:

  • Starcall -- Pure milk, sweetened with a good dash of honey and a pinch of glowdust, is served at room temperature on a creamer pitcher. On an elegant tall glass, a small amount of piping hot Shurima coffee is served with a dash of cinnamon syrup. Customer is encouraged to pour the milk on the coffee from a height, so that the glowdust in the milk can produce the effect of a star falling.

  • Mantra Tea (Serves Four) -- Delicate jasmine tea, served on a hand-painted tea set. Comes with Ionian cream and brown sugar on the side, but it is customary to drink the tea as-is. Pastries included: shortbread biscuit with raspberries and cream of violet petals, puff pastry rolls filled with jasmine cream and sliced black cherries, toast with cream cheese, honey and golden rose jam. Decorations on the serving tray include lotus flower petals and burning incense.

  • Classic Misdirection -- Pure distilled alcohol is poured on an elegant champagne glass, along with a dash of black bitters and a good amount of powdered sugar. Some generous drops of rose essence conceal the smell of alcohol, while the cream and swirling chocolate syrup make it look like an appetising dessert in liquid form. Black rose petals decorate the top of the drink.

Ironclad Dragon8/6/2014, 1:30:37 AM2 votes

This is gold.

King Mandoo8/5/2014, 4:40:10 PM2 votes

I don't usually post things like this but.... If any of you guys are you in Vancouver, there's a pretty hip pub here called EXP Restaurant + Bar Here's the website link http://www.expbar.ca/

They do lots of different events (Not just League related) and their menu is fantastic. I highly recommend anyone in the Vancouver area to check them out!

ShadowKnight12248/5/2014, 7:45:28 PM2 votes

Ooooh, I like this! Let me give it a try!

Appetizers:

  • Fortune's Favour -- Breaded and deep-fried prawn on sea salt cream, atop a seaweed bread, lightly sprinkled with gold dust.
  • The Artisan's Choice -- Sauteed Mount Targon bird of prey, held inside a cone of toasted spicy flatbread, drizzled with red wine sauce and olive oil, seasoned with strong spices.
  • The Dawn's Arrival -- Grilled Mount Targon bird of prey, smoked and dried tomatoes, chopped olives and garlic, held on a crown of toasted spicy flatbread, drizzled with olive oil.

Entrees:

  • 'Beware The Depths' Toast -- Squid sauteed in its own ink, atop a slice of toasted seaweed bread, drizzled with squid ink sauce and sprinkled with sea salt.
  • Timeless Surprise -- Lightly-fried roll, made with spicy dough wrapping smoked ham, wrapping Shurima cheese, concealing a single hot pepper in the middle.

Drinks:

  • The Frost Queen's Claim -- *The purest firewater, a good heaping of hearty Avarosan cream, sugared frostberry juice and a dash of blackcurrant liqueur, served in an elegant glass filled with True Ice. *
  • Ice Witch's Brew -- Pure distilled alcohol, Freljord's True Blue liqueur, a dash of blackberry juice, a hint of maple essence and a drop of black bitters, served in a tall glass around a shard of black ice.
  • Dusk of the Battle Mistress -- Almond liqueur and Bilgewater Rum in equal parts, Shurima blood orange juice and a dash of spicy-sweet syrup, served at room temperature in a chalice-like glass, sprinkled with cinnamon and gold dust.
  • The Lightbringer -- Demacian glowing liqueur and Crownguard cream in equal parts, a dash of Shurima coffee liqueur and a hint of red bitters, served cold in an iridescent glass.
Skillsh0tN00b8/6/2014, 2:46:28 AM1 votes

Maybe some sort of blended drink called "Icathian SurpriseKogMaw". (LAME, I KNOW T_T) Guaranteed to have explosive flavor.

ChaosThief8/6/2014, 2:12:02 AM1 votes

"Contributions": An assortment of deep fried seafoods, or forest animals, served marinaded, maybe with something like bar-b-que sauce. (Appetizers)

I'm guessing it's terrible. XD.

Linna Excel8/5/2014, 5:04:56 AM1 votes

You need a strong drink named after Noxis... something that makes you feel like Vi has been wailing on your brains for an hour.

Ironclad Dragon8/6/2014, 1:39:55 AM1 votes

http://comicsshutup.files.wordpress.com/2012/08/spiderman-desk.png

And here I am, waiting for my own thread to get traction. Can a gracious Rioter move it to Community Creations?

Leroyswish8/5/2014, 9:59:54 PM1 votes

I pictured Doran cleaning tables