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Oh hell no, don't tell me YOU'RE my support for this match. Fuck yeah, bro. I'ma gonna be supporting your lazy ass. Why are you talking like that? I'm taking the piss out of you. I hate you. Can I get anyone else as support? Summoners? Anyone? Ah, lighten up. Tell you what, if you do well, I'll let you see her for a moment. Really? Nope. Fuck you. Hey, mid? What. Would you mind playing support? I can't stand this undead fucker. Yes, of course. That is, if you want to throw this game. My early game mana usage is far too high without minions to feed on. And I do not fancy Thresh's chances against Annie he- OH! Minion! Nomnomnom. Gah. What about you, top? Jungle? Anyone? lolno No way, Lucian. You'll just have to stick it out, Lucian. It's just one game. Alright, fine. Hehehe... Minions have spawned. Great. They've got Jinx and Sona... Thresh! Hooks! Hooks everywhere! And a flail! ** First Blood ** Damn gurl, you're squishy. Hey, wait up! You're supposed to be feeding the kills to me! Nah. That one was mine. I'm here to fill my lantern, not to babysit you. That does it! has slain This is now a kill lane! Oh fuck, forgot about their jungler... Take my lantern. Fine... WAIT WAS THAT MY WIFE? Yep. has slain Fuck you man! Just fuck you! C'mon, you like it. Ladies, Annie is heading down to bottom. I got it. NO. This one is MINE. No, she's mine. I can take h- has slain has slain You deserved that for flaunting my wife at me! Nah, I just overextended. You should be working on those minions. Their Jungler is heading top. I'm on my way, stay by turret. has slain noob y didnt u warn me? has slain ... I did? {{summoner:17}} Enemy Turret has been destroyed! Good work, fatty. I shall take that as a compliment. That report button is looking so tempting. You want to see your wife again? Well I hadn't seen her for ten fucking years, until you made her appear in your fucking lantern just now! You enjoyed it. I bet you got h- SHUT UP. Dear Void, this is embarrassing. Missing mid. Missing top too. Think they're doing Dragon? Hold up, I'll go ward... Ayup, they're doing dragon. On my way. Sejuani do you have Smite or should I eat it? wtf? Noob Master Yi missed his Smite! Fuck you, Cho. Well played! Lucian, stop farming like a bitch and get over here. has slain No, because you're just going to tease me about my dead wife! Stop bickering, they're chasing Cho'Gath! He's heading towards you! Up you go! Pew pew pew! has slain Double kill! Triple kill has slain That was MY Quadra! You didn't deserve it. Respect the lantern, bruh. Good job. Let's push some towers. **Executed ** Um. Fuck you. No, fuck you. No, fuck you. Let's just end this. Cho, you doing anything after this match? {{summoner:17}} Enemy Turret has been destroyed! Hm? I didn't have any plans, apart from brutally murdering Lucian and Thresh. Why? {{summoner:17}} Enemy Turret has been destroyed! Want to go to the Twisted Treeline and get drunk? I'll pass, thank you very much. {{summoner:17}} Enemy Turret has been destroyed! Milkdrinker. Come on now, Sejuani, don't start. lol noobs {{summoner:17}} Enemy Turret has been destroyed! {{summoner:17}} Enemy Inhibitor has been destroyed! {{summoner:17}} Enemy Turret has been destroyed! {{summoner:17}} Enemy Turret has been destroyed! Report Master Yi for feeding. No, fuck you. No, fuck you. No, fuck you. No, fuck you. No, fuck you. No, fuck you. Victory Tell you what, I WILL take you up on that offer.