Oh you poor thing, is it hard to always play the victim? You didn't do a damn thing, you never offered solutions and you silenced opposition. You are also a liar. Your life or privacy has never been threatened and we all know it. You're just trying to garner sympathy after you flopped alongside every other mod.
You're also extremely arrogant and full of yourself. Many people have called you out before.
I’m sure there are going to be a bunch of questions and more than a few accusations, so let’s start with, yes, we’ve known this was coming for a while now.
There really is nothing to ask since you will never answer truthfully. And no, you did not know this was coming. Laughing Fish was the one constantly talking about it, yet you denied his claims. You can't just come out and say that you knew. You didn't know jack shit.
And, no, this doesn’t have anything to do with the Volunteer Moderation Program. Riot has been very clear about that, at least with us.
No, this has EVERYTHING to do with you incompetent amoebas. You're not slithering away from the guilt this time.
I’ve been saying for several years now that Riot has never had a consistent vision for what the Boards are supposed to be.
Again, that is a thing Fish said, not you. Stop taking credit for something you never cared about. Just admit it, Fish was right. Arrogant until the very end. You simply can't do any wrong, can you?
Are the Boards a source of quality feedback? You must be kidding. Go take a look at Gameplay.
Did you do anything to change that? Short answer: No. Long answer: Noooo.
Is there a vibrant, welcoming community? Also no.
Did you do anything to change that? Short answer: No. Long answer: Noooo.
There is also the metric fuckton of batshit crazy.
OH SHIT, HE JUST DROPPED AN F-BOMB, EVERYONE SHUT UP, IT MEANS HIS POINT HAS MERIT! Also, are you talking about yourself?
I still can’t go into details, but there have been lawsuits and restraining orders.
No, there haven't and that's why you can't go into details. Come on, you are usually very good at making shit up, what's different this time? Who the hell would ever give a damn about you or the boards that much lol?
I had to learn an entirely new level of computer security.
Wait, you can learn? I thought learning for you was a foreign concept, which is why we were in this mess in the first place. Fake news. Que the plethora of ''Omg sorry this happened to you, I apologize on the behalf of the boards'' from a bunch of bootlickers.
There were also the hyper-obsessive people who were just absolutely locked into the idea they had the inside track on how the world works and proceeded to tell us all how much we suck.
You really don't need to know much about the world to understand just how much you sucked.
It’s one of life’s great constants that most people will demand you do things to their satisfaction rather than make it happen themselves.
This isn't one of those cases because you didn't do anything to anyone else's satisfaction except your own. Nice try, though.
Some days, Dunning-Kruger feels as inescapable as gravity.
The only people radiating the Dunning-Kruger effect are you mods. You are so full of yourselves and yet you are complete failures. THAT is the Dunning-Kruger effect. Learn to comprehend what you read. On top of that, you radiate a lot of cognitive dissonance.
To be honest, I’m glad and relieved this is how the Boards end. I don’t think most of you have any idea just how relentlessly toxic and infantile people have decided to be.
I don't think most of you mods have any idea just how toxic, childish, immature and ignorant you decided to be. You're no rays of sunshine. You're worse than that bunch because you hold/held power. Most of that behavior is a direct result and response to your incompetence.
We signed on to this program hoping to make a difference and were basically told, “nah, I want to be the worst possible version of myself” by all too many people.
No one made you sign on to this program, but you did anyways because you wanted a position of power to feel accomplished. YOU too were the worst possible versions of yourselves. Stop flinging shit at others if you're not better.
It’s sad, too. I’m part of other online communities that have managed to make moderation work.
Yet you did not take notes from the mods there? Funny, it's almost like you don't actually care until you have to defend your fragile ego.
You know what the key is?
Simple answer- not making you a mod.
Strict moderation. Even stricter than anything we ever considered.
Imagine saying shit like this without being immediately considered a clown. I highly doubt you considered anything. That is beyond your ability.
There is a deep-seated rot in Boards culture and nothing we could do would have changed it at all.
I agree, there is a deep-seated rot in the Boards community, and that rot stems from the mod team. It just goes down the shitter from there. Shitty mods = shitty boards. It is simple cause and effect, but I assume that is too hard for you to grasp.
That doesn't make the futility sting any less.
For something to be futile, it has to first be done. You didn't do anything except censor criticism while flinging shit at people yourselves.
During these last few days, I encourage you to take a long, last look. This is who you are.
Apparently we are facing an identity crisis. Who would've thunk?
Truth is, you mods did make a difference. You made things worse. And you, Ulan, are the sorest loser of them all. Not only did you run the boards down to the ground with your ignorance, hypocrisy and hubris, you also showed no remorse, doubled down and pointed fingers at everyone else except yourself.