Forget about Lissandra's and Shyvana's passives, look at Ahri's
Only .2% movespeed for hitting two abilities? And you complain about your passive just being a free spell cast.
I don't know how to meme so I hope no one takes the previous line too seriously Though I do think her passive should be buffed to 30% or 35%, but the tooltip for her passive is incorrect and has been for a while. It should say she gets 20% bonus movespeed, which she actually does. Base MS is 335, 20% of 335 is 67, hitting both hits of Q raises it to 401, so math checks with an error of +/- 1.