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Context taken from reddit by SuicyJoup

> My friend and his buddy decided to change their names at the same second to the same name and they ended up linking their accounts together into one, allowing them to start a ranked game with two of the same champions. When reconnecting he reconnected as his friend's account. I spectated their game and this is how it looked like.

Match history: http://matchhistory.euw.leagueoflegends.com/en/#match-details/EUW1/2509700180/206571069?tab=overview