[All The Things] Unable to get anything to function and I'm really getting annoyed here.

I can't play a game because it sits me at the Reconnect screen indefinitely, I've repaired the game, reinstalled, restarted my router, the whole 9 yards.

I submitted a ticket at #33709907, but most of the information I entered in the fields was deleted upon pressing the submit button. Look I don't know what's going on here, but after doing a little math I figure I've spent more money on League across all my accounts than I spent on World of Warcraft over the course of 11 years, cut me a little slack here guys I rarely ask for support and this is ridiculous.